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Your Lawyer Doesn't Want You To Read This Ad
Your _______ Doesn’t Want You To Read This Ad
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You too can look and feel great in just 12 minutes a day with
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Would You Like To Have A Photographic Memory?
Would You Like To Have A __________?
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Aerobics Contest In Amazing Fashion
Woman Who _________ Wins _______ In Amazing
Fashion
Wife Of Famous Movie Actor Discovers Scent That Drives Men
Wild
Wife Of Famous ________ Discovers ____ That
_____
Why Lazy SOB’s Succeed In Business And Nice Guys Fail
Why Lazy ________ Succeed In ___ And Nice Guys
Fail
Why Are We Giving Away This (product here) For Only $2 - This
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Which of These Health Problems Do You Want To Beat?
Which of These ______ Problems Do You Want To
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Where The Money Is And How To Get It
Where _______ Is And How To Get It
What Would You Rather Do: Watch TV Or Make Some Real
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What Would You Rather Do: _____ Or ______?
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What The ________ Won't Tell You Can Save You
___ On Your _______!!!
What Lawyers Don't Tell You... You can form your own
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low as $45
What ____ Don't Tell You... You can _____ in as
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Business
What Everybody Ought To Know About The _____
Business
We're Looking For People Who Want To Make Money With Their
Own Business
We're Looking For People Who Want To _____ With
___
We're Looking For People To Write Greeting Cards
We're Looking For People To ______
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This New _____ Can _____ While It _____!
This Lawn-mower Makes Cutting the Grass So Fast And Easy, I
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This _____ Makes _____ So _____, I Bought It
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know about!
This is the _____ your _____ doesn't want you
to know about!
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They Laughed When I _____ - But When I _____
...
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These must be some of the best kept _____
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There's Big _____ In _____
There's Another Woman Waiting To Snatch Your Man - And
She's Too Smart To Have Morning Mouth
There's Another _____ Waiting To _____ - And
She's Too Smart To Have _____
The waxless, shaveless, creamless, safe and painless way to
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The _____ way to __________!
The Ugly Truth About Your Beautiful New Car
9. The Ugly Truth About Your Beautiful _______
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The Secret to ______ Is Simply _____!
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The Secret of Having Good Luck
The Secret of Being Wealthy
The Secret of _____
The Revolutionary New Training Method The Worlds Toughest
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The Revolutionary New _____ The Worlds _____
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The Quickest Way I Know To Make a Million Dollars
The Quickest Way I Know To _______
The People Who read This Book Will End Up With Your Money
The People Who _____ Will End Up With Your
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The Only Two Ways To Super Wealth And How You Can Join
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The Most Expensive Magazine In The World, Yet Over 40,000
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The Most _____ In The World, Yet Over _____ Buy
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The Most _____ You Ever _____ Or Your Money
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The Man With The Midas Touch
The Man With The _____
The Lazy Man's Way To Riches
The Lazy Man's Way To _____
The Art Of Selling By Phone
The Art Of _____
The Amazing Story Of A Business That Requires So Little Of
Anything You Could Run It Out Of The Boot Of Your Car
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Little Of _____ You Could _____
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The Amazing Secrets of _____ That's Had A _____
The Amazing Secret Of The Marketing Genius Who Is Afraid Of
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The Amazing Secret Of The _____ Genius Who Is
Afraid Of _____
The Amazing Secret Of How You Can Buy A Profitable (Already
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The Amazing New Wrinkle Eraser Discovered By Oriental
Chemist
The Amazing New _____ Discovered By _____
The Amazing Money Making Power Of Floppy Disks
The Amazing Money Making Power Of _____
The Amazing $10 Fake Diamond That Will Fool 9 out of 10
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Outlandish And Outrageous Products And Services
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The 10 Quickest Ways To Get Customers
The 10 Quickest Ways To _____
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Teach Yourself Computer Programming In 24 Hours
Teach Yourself _____ In _____
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Stop Dreaming And Start Making Money
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Speak Spanish Like A Diplomat
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Sick And Tired Of Making Your Boss Rich?
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Scientists Discover The Secret _____ That _____
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Remember When You Could Have Picked Up A Good Piece Of
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Remember When You Could Have _____, And You
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Pregnant? The Sooner You Know The Better
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_____ Counterfeits The Perfect _____ That Fools
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_____!
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Own The Business Of Your Desires Without Investing A Single
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capitalists or selling stock
_____ man has __-year tested formula to create
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15. _____ Discovers How To ____ With The Help Of
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New _____ Won't _____ Even In A _____
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New _____ Book Reveals How To _____ And Make
_____ Jealous
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16. Never Ever Suffer From _____ Again!
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Miraculous _____ Give You _____ -
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Day
Man Who _____ Now _____
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Spite Of Sluggish Economy - All At A $37 Workshop!
Local _____ Guru Shows You How To _____ In
Spite Of _____ - All At _____!
Local Business Owner Swears Under Oath He Did Not Steal Any
of The (type of product) He's Selling So Cheap
Local _____ Swears Under Oath He Did Not _____
He's _____
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- or just reading your daily newspaper!
Like me... You can _____!
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Let This Strange And Beautiful _____ Bring You
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Damage Repairs, Loans You Another Car FREE
Leading Area _____ Takes Hassle Out Of _____,
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LA Lawyer Reveals Ways To Get Even Without Being Taken To
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_____ Reveals Ways To _____ Without _____
Just Released... 19 Of The World's Top Marketing Geniuses
Reveal Little Known Marketing Secrets That Could Make You
Rich!
Just Released... ___ Of The World's _____
Reveal Little Known _____ Secrets That Could
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Is This Your Dream Home?
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18. Is The Life Of A Child Worth $1 To You?
Is The _____ Worth $_ To You?
Increase Your Strength & Flexibility. Bruce Lee's Secret To
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Increase Your _____. _____’s Secret To _____
Will Also Be Yours
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calories with the Ultimate Trainer
Increase your _____, reduce _____, maintain
_____ and _____ with _____
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Improve Your _____ In As Little As _____
Imagine Working From 7 In The Morning To 6 At Night And
Loving Every Minute Of It
Imagine _____ And Loving Every Minute Of It
If Your Bathroom Isn't Ready In 5 Days I'll Give You $100 Cash
For Every Day We Go Over
If Your _____ Isn't Ready In 5 Days I'll Give
You $100 Cash For Every Day We Go Over
If You Can Lick A Stamp You Can Lick Your (name of problem)
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19. If You Can _____ You Can _____
I Discovered How To Beat The Race Track... Now I'm Revealing
My Secret
I Discovered How To _____... Now I'm Revealing
My Secret
How You Can Create A Hot-Selling Information Product On Any
Subject Almost Instantly... In Just 2 to 4 Hours!
How You Can _____ Almost Instantly... In Just 2
to 4 Hours!
How To Write Headlines That'll Make You Rich
How To _____ That'll _____
How To Use Library Books And Magazines To Boost Your Sales
How To Use _____ To Boost Your _____
How To Turn Your Kitchen Into A Well-Oiled Profit Making
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How To Turn Your _____ Into A Well-Oiled _____
Machine!!!
How To Turn Your Fax-Machine Into The Most Profitable Device
Known To Man
How To Turn Your _____ Into The Most _____
20. How To Turn Your Business Card Into Your 24 Hour A Day Sales
Force
How To Turn Your _____ Into Your 24 Hour A Day
_____
How To Turn Obstacles Into Opportunities
How To Turn Angry Customers Into Ambassadors For Your
Business
How To Turn A 30 Cent Item Into Hundreds Of Dollars
How To Turn _____ Into _____
How to turn $45 into $483,000.00 in just 11 years
How to turn _____ into _____ in just _____
How to Test & Prove a Winning Sales Process So You Can Roll-
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How to Test & Prove a _____ Process So You Can
_____ Every time...
How To Take The Headache Out Of Writing
How To Take The Headache Out Of _____
How To Start With Nothing And Create A Money Making Empire
How To Start With Nothing And Create A _____
21. How To Rob Banks... Legally
How To _____ ... Legally
How to Quickly & Easily Create Ads and Sales Letters Which
Make People Line Up And Practically Beg You To Take Their
Money!!!
How to Quickly & Easily _____ Which Make People
_____!!!
How To Out Fox The Foxes! 263 Secrets The Law And Lawyers
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How To Out Fox The Foxes! 263 Secrets _____
Don't Want You To Know!
How To Master The Art And Science Of Writing Killer Adverts &
Sales Letters
How To Master The Art And Science _____
How To Make People Line Up And Beg To Give You Money
How To Make People Line Up And Beg To _____
How To Have A Photographic Memory
How To Have A _____
How To Give A Talk That Leaves Your Audience Spellbound
How To _____ That _____
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By Letting Your Guests Pay for The Greatest Day of Your Life...
Secrets of the Italian Self-Liquidating Wedding!
How To Get The _____ of Your Dreams At Zero
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HOW TO _____ In Today's Economy. The Complete
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How To Get A Free Supply Of An Amazing New Diet Pill That
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How To Get A Free Supply Of An Amazing New
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How To Get A FREE One Year Subscription To The Online
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How To Get A FREE _____ And $_____ Worth Of
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How To Get 12 Hours Out Of An 8 Hour Day
How To Get _____ Out Of _____
How To Eat More And Weigh Less
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23. How To Double Your Business In Six Months - 100%
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How To Discover The Fortune That Lies Hidden In Your Head
How To Discover The _____ That Lies Hidden In
Your _____
How To Collect On Your Life Insurance Even When Your Not
Dead
How To _____ Even When Your Not _____
How To Buy The RV Of Your Dreams
How To Buy The _____ Of Your Dreams
How To Burn Off Body Fat Minute by Minute
How To _____ Minute by Minute
How To Become A Lean Mean Health Machine With A Body
Carved In Granite
How To Become _____ With A _____
How Often Have You Said: "No, I Haven't Read It. I've Been
Meaning To Though"?
How Often Have You Said: "No, I Haven't _____.
I've Been Meaning To Though"?
24. How My Friends And I Knock Out Arthritic Pain - and other
Types of Pain - Quickly & Without Drugs
How My Friends And I _____ - Quickly & Without
_____
How A New Discovery Made A Plain Girl Beautiful
How A New Discovery Made A _____
Hiring A Lawyer May Be Dangerous To Your Wealth
Hiring A _____ May Be Dangerous To Your _____
High Kicks And Splits With No Warm-Up!
_____ With No _____!
Hidden Profits In Your Computer
Hidden _____ In Your _____
Here's the secret of... How To Avoid The Pain And Discomfort Of
Product Development
Here's the secret of... How To Avoid The Pain
And Discomfort Of _____
Here's The Quickest & Easiest Way For You To Succeed In Mail
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Here's The Quickest & Easiest Way For You To
Succeed In _____
25. Here's A Way To Make Money That Has Never Failed Yet!
Here's A Way To _____ That Has Never Failed
Yet!
Here's A Secret Weapon That You Can Use To Help Increase
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Greatest Goldmine of Easy "Things To Make And Sell" Ever
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Greatest Goldmine of _____ Ever Jammed Into One
Big _____
Get Paid $20,000 For Each Book You Read
Get Paid $_____ For Each ____ You _____
Get Out Of Debt Without Borrowing!
Get _____ Without _____!
Get A Closer Shave WITHOUT Nicks Or Cuts
Get A _____ WITHOUT _____ Or _____
Full Time Hairdresser Finds Part Time Goldmine
Full Time _____ Finds Part Time _____
26. Free Kit Tells How To Get Better Photos
Free _____ Tells How To Get Better _____
Free Book Tells You 17 Secrets Of Prize Roses
Free _____ Tells You 17 Secrets Of _____
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Free _____ Worth $___ With _____. This Weekend
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FREE "Money Generating" Information Products Worth $268 for
the first 100 People to take Advantage of this Offer
FREE _____ Worth $___ for the first 100 People
to take Advantage of this Offer
Find Out How Thousands Finally Lost Weight After Trying
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Find Out How Thousands Finally _____ After
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Financial Columnist Makes Unique Discovery
_____ Makes Unique Discovery
Finally The Greatest Internet Marketing Geniuses On The Planet
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Fortune Marketing On The Internet
27. Finally The Greatest _____ Geniuses On The
Planet Reveal The Truth About... How You Can
_____
Fact-Filled Book Reveals How To Keep Your Wife From Driving
You Crazy During Menopause...
Fact-Filled Book Reveals How To _____...
Don't Try This With Any Other Glue
Don't Try This With Any Other _____
Do You Make These Mistakes In English?
Do You Make These Mistakes In _____?
Do You Honestly Want To Be Rich?
Do You Honestly Want To _____?
Do You Have These Symptoms Of Nervous Exhaustion?
Do You Have These Symptoms Of _____?
Discover What Homeowners Don't Know About Their Mortgages
That Could Make You a Fortune!
Discover What _____ Don't Know About _____ That
Could _____!
Discover The Oriental Sleeping Secret
28. Discover The _____ Secret
Discover The Magic Words That Will Bring You Success &
Riches!
Discover The Magic _____ That Will Bring You
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Discover The Amazing Winning Secret To Selling On The
Internet
Discover The Amazing Winning Secret To _____
Discover How To Turn What You Already Know About Your
Work, Hobby, Or Personal Interests Into A Million Dollar
Information Products Empire!
Discover How To Turn What You Already Know
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Direct Mail Expert Says He Will Risk His Own Money To Prove
He Can Beat Any Control Package Ever Written!
_____ Expert Says He Will Risk His Own Money To
Prove He Can _____!
Denver Man Reveals A Short-Cut To Authorship
_____ Man Reveals A Short-Cut To _____
Confessions Of A Disbarred Lawyer
Confessions Of A _____
29. Cash In On The Booming Demand For CD ROMs Without
Touching a Computer!
Cash In On The Booming Demand For _____ Without
_____!
Can You Pass This Money Test?
Can You Pass This _____ Test?
California Firm Dares To Reveal an Investment Secret That Your
Stock Broker Doesn't Want You To Know.
_____ Firm Dares To Reveal a _____ Secret That
Your _____ Doesn't Want You To Know.
Banking Secrets The Banks Don't Want You To Know About
_____ Secrets The _____ Don't Want You To Know
About
At Last... Someone Has Unlocked The Secrets Of Getting People
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At Last... Someone Has Unlocked The Secrets Of
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"AT LAST! A Unique _____ That's So Reliable
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Are You Ready To Make Life Give You What You Want?
30. Are You Ready To _____?
Are You An Over Educated Under Achiever?
Are You An Over _____ Under _____?
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It Fun To Learn Things
Announcing... The New Edition Of _____ That
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An Open Letter To Everyone Who Drives A Truck On More Than
$10,000 Per Year
An Open Letter To Everyone Who _____ More Than
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An Open Letter To Every Overweight Person In Chicago
An Open Letter To Every _____ Person In _____
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An Open Invitation To Every Man And Woman
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Feeling Guilty
An Amazing Business You Can Carry In Your Pocket
An Amazing _____ You Can Carry In Your _____
A Flat Stomach WITHOUT Sit-ups!
31. A _____ WITHOUT _____!
7 Ways To Collect Your Unpaid Bills
7 Ways To _____
57 Reasons Why It Would Have Paid You To Answer Our Ad A
Few Months Ago
57 Reasons Why It Would Have Paid You To _____
A Few Months Ago
21 Secret Power Tools that will Build Your Business, Free Up
Your Time and Put More Money in Your Pocket... NOW!
21 Secret _____ that will _____... NOW!
1022 Easy Ways to Make Money at Home
1022 Easy Ways to _____
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