The document is a transcript of an Instant City household in BaMC. It introduces the 25th generation descendants of Dash and Lenore who are given nicknames. Servo H-1 wants to build a secret spy headquarters and chooses some downtown ruins near the beach. Though in disrepair, the Serva acknowledges the area's appeal for its beach proximity.

1. Instant City, a BaMC-Challenge
Household H-1
Fall 2
Instant City
Household H-1,
Fall 2

2. - Hello and welcome to another episode of Instant City – a BaMC Challenge. Last time… -
‘THE TRAIN WILL CRASH! PRAY FOR YOUR LIVES!’
-… okay, so the rails in this picture don’t line up 100 percent, big deal… It’s just deco anyway….-
‘You spent several months on deco’ing this downtown to the brim…!’
- Also, there is no engine at the end of the train, so it obviously it is driving away from that part…! –
‘And how was it supposed to get there, right over the water?!’
-…. Oh shut up…. Anyway, yes, I build this downtown, while stuff happened in the G-4 Household…-

3. -… and now we’ve moved with 24th Great-Granddaughter-1 aka Lenore and 24th Great-grandson-1 aka Dash to Household H-
1, where the Heads of the SC…-
‘ *PSSSSSSSSSHT*!!!’
- Oh, sorry… *whisper* where the heads of the SCIA super secret spy agency are waiting for them…-
‘We can still read this, you know…’
‘…IF you read this, we would have to kill you…!’
‘…uhm… it is kinda hard to decipher, can’t read a thing….’
- …Wow, that was a good Johnny English impression…though death threats are quite a change from the*bsst* last time…-

4. -… oh well – spawning time! –
‘You waste no time tooOoo…!’
- Well yeah, we’re still far away from 500.000, barely starting to get close to 50.000, so of course we need moar babies… -

5. - … and here’s the twenty-fifth generation of the Disc family, Lenore’s daughter 25th Great-Granddaughter-1…-

6. - … and Dash’s son 25th Great-Grandson-1…-

7. -… followed by Lenore’s son 25th Great-Grandson-2… -

8. -… and finally Dash’s son 25th Great-Grandson-3…-

9. - … and let’s park them for now… -
‘Pfft… parking, how degrading…’
- You got parked when you were small, and your parents got parked, and so did their parents…. –
‘I take it back, its not degrading, its inhumane…’
- Well, sorry for NOT letting you wet your diapers, crying for food, getting taken by the Social worker… -
‘Okay, point taken, you win, just get this over with…’

10. -… very well, of to work we go…-
‘… and right into the deco! Seriously, these surroundings look like a nightmare turned flesh…!’
-…. It looks good from the neighborhood….-
‘… and that makes it soo much better…’
-… just get promoted or whatever…-

11. -… and in the meantime, our superspies…-
‘PSSSSHHT!!’
-…. Completely non-secret spy Servos are teaching the kids some nursery rhymes…-
‘I moved out to Instant City recently with a plain and simple dream;
wanna infiltrate some third-world place and topple their regime….’
-… that doesn’t sound like a nursery rhyme, more like Weird Al…. Anyway, I just realized, that Dash and Lenore actually lack
a sufficient number of friends to get promoted! The Horror!... Okay, new mission, ladies and gentlemen….well, Lady Serva
H-1 actually…! -

12. - …. Make friends! –
‘*sigh*…’
- Oh come on, it’s not that bad… -
‘Oh no, making friends is actually a good thing, but all the paperwork later after eliminating anyone who’s seen me…’
-… didn’t you just *Bsst* anybody before…? -
‘New agency rules, due to complaints of getting brain cancer … lead poisoning is preferable now… ‘
-…. Sometimes I need to remind myself that in the Sim world, murder can simply be charged with a fine of 10.000 for a
resurrection…-

13. -…so, on to the mission… good thing, the lockdown is already over… -
‘Hello lady, want to be my friend? In case, should you refuse to accept this mission, all trace of you ever existing will be
removed…’
- … ehrm, perhaps a bit more subtle, secret agent spy director…?-
‘… I have a license to kill, how’s that for subtle…?’
- … -

14. -.. Oh well, eventually Serva H-1 managed to befriend people at the club… -
‘Yeah, because a license to kill is quite the effective friend maker…’
-… you know, without your *Bsst* to cover this up, how long till it’ll become public and…? –
*Gun noise* ‘… you were saying!?...’
-… ehrm… friendship is magic?.... Do we still say that? It’s been so long…-

15. -… moving on – the mission a success, we end up getting promoted…-
‘Strange… when they told me and my brother got promoted, they blubbered something about ‘having family’ and ‘too
young to die’…’
-…-

16. -… Agent!!..-
‘What? So I met some people in the club who could pull some strings, I tucked some strings and here we are…’
-… you make it really hard to not believe in some sort of deep state… -
‘Better than the open state of morons we live under?’
-…. Fair enough…lets drop the topic for a later date…. btw, do I see that right, you and your Servofriend never had a date? –
‘Oh, you realize that now?!’
-… Okay, okay…! -

17. -… One dating session coming up right now *James Bond seduction music playing*– please look away, kids…-
‘Oh, Servo H-1…!’

18. -… then it’s back to work…-
‘You know, I’ve been thinking… can’t the servos just insta-promote us to the top by…?’
- NO! Plus, who do you think is next after they’ve eliminated the witnesses…? -
‘….Fair point…’

19. - … and with their parents gone to work, our totally no-secret-Serva H-1 – see, didn’t tell anyone, don’t point your gun at
me – wait, do you even have…? – oh, whatever – are kept in charge of the kids… -
‘Actually, this is a secret mission…’
-… and of course it’s secret, so I’m not even going to ask….-
‘Actually, I’m counting on your help for this – we need to capture batbox!’
-… what? –
‘Black box, appears in images, ruins pictures, claims to do justice in the name of game flaws…!’

20. ‘….And there it is! Quick, click on it! We need to…!’
-… oops, sorry, need to click the chance card first, the one with the donated Llamas…-

21. -… get money and…-

22. -…and aw, too bad, it got away! And another 5000 chance card...-
‘Dammit!’
-… okay, I don’t get it, why do you want to get pescados …? –
‘…to distract the audience from your bad picture taking and use of hacked items…!’
-…. I’m running out of ideas while writing this, don’t I ?...-
‘… seems so….’
-….-

23. -… oh well, another chance card, eat salmon or not…-
‘There, there it is! Get it!’
-… I’m ignoring this now…-

24. -… just as this bad chance card…-
‘You’re no fun anymore…’
- Can we please move on to more interesting pictures…? -

25. -… like getting promoted…-

26. -… or your Servo friend coming home from his no-secret work…-

27. -… or moar chance cards….-
‘…’

28. -… and getting money…-
‘…….’

29. -… or…. Oh…-
‘… okay, I was going to burst out how retarded your comment about interesting pictures is with what you showed…. But
this… you’re right, ‘Oh’….’
-*Ahem* - haven’t done this in a while…. The General Sim Observer has just published an article about secret intelligence
tactics of the SCIA, where they use Llama Screams to force prisoners to testify. While Llama Screams are forbidden as
interrogation instruments, Servo H-1 knows, that SCIA agents have used it anyway. Should Servo H-1 now set an example
and announce an investigation or just deny the claims…?... You know, it is amazing, that now, almost 15 years after this
game was created, this whole ‘Prisoners of war tortured’ sounds like from another era… these days we have Corona, we had
IS – anyone remember? - , we had Anonymous… time sure flies by…. -

30. -… thankfully, this card has a happy ending, we come out clean and earn 30.000….-

31. -… and after that, there is another promotion…-
‘... And we have successfully reached the end of this nonsensical part… seriously, you couldn’t come up with something
better to write?’
-… I was a little burned-out, when I wrote it, admittedly…. -

32. -… oh anyway, Grow-up time!...-

33. -… and once again, the personal identity roulette rolls… so 25th Great-Grandson-3 is a moneygrubbing Tuxedo-Compulsive-
handwashing guy, who doesn’t like dirt on his hands…-
‘HEY!’

34. -… while cousin 25th Great-Grandson-2 is a know-it-all lard lover, as long as his love interests are less smart and more into
make-up than nerdy things requiring glasses… -
‘HEY!’

35. -… his sister 25th Great-Grandaughter-1 is also a nerd, who likes it blonde and pierced as long as she doesn’t have to go to
the gym together…-
‘HEY!’

36. -… and finally we have party animal 25th Great-Grandson-1, whose taste can be simply described as… ‘Mute clowns’…-
‘…yay?’
-… seriously, you actually like this??... …. Oh, never mind…-

37. -… let’s go to the moon instead…-

38. -… learn about business…-

39. -… additional skills…-

40. -… visit Great-something-aunt Caitlin at Mosh Spicy to get some juice…-
‘Hello, dear nieces and nephews… soo, has this guy’s writing skills developed in any way by now…?’
- HEY! –
‘… and with that, you got your ‘Hey’…!’
-… dear readers, I tried really hard to get some ‘Spy’ and ‘Secret’ stuff into this story… alas I failed, as you’ve realized by
now… instead you get… this…. Yeah…. Lets just move on…-

41. -… to Bluewinter Range, which has definitely no secrets, no secret agents, no license to kill…-

42. -… just some hot beavers near the water…-
‘Ha. HA. HAAAHHH!!’
-… okay, so it wasn’t a good joke, but secret agents and hot… never mind….-

43. -… so lets start selling…birthday cakes?.... Okay, they came with Zarathustras Hidden Creek Refectory, so that’s totally
working… -

44. -… and the Not-Komei agrees with it, handing out a prize…-

45. -… and just when Son-1, the Sim with the longest pregnancy ever, enters the premise, we reach level 5, so it’s time to pack
up…-
‘Please, can’t you just rid me of the alien demon spawn in there?!! PLEASE!’
- Sorry, no can do, you have to wait till winter….-

46. -… while we visit the Little Ranch Retreat Bakery…-

47. -… where we’ll sell fresh bread by mdhttr323 and Zelia Theb , and other meals…-

48. -… and hopefully fresh honey from sun & moon star factory soon too…. As soon as we have a beehive, like the little info text
tells us, that is…-

49. -… for now, lets start selling…-

50. -… annd level 5, we’re done here…-
‘As usual, you take pictures of crap, leave out all the action….’
-… fine, fine…-

51. -… so we also earn a badge in stocking – action!…-
‘… this is not what I… oh forget it…-

52. -… well, okay, some more action… here we are looking for a wild beehive for our honey… great custom animation…-

53. -…here we stun the bees with smoke so they don’t sting us…-

54. -.. Then we take the hive…-

55. -… then we place the hive in the beehive board…-

56. -… annd… … … okay, this doesn’t look like bees flying around… more like vermin?....-

57. -…. Oh. Wow, when I placed these beehives, I didn’t know that sun & Moon stars factory had developed the system to the
point of parasite infection… dang, no honey for now I guess… but: Action! Right? –
‘… well, we can at least qualify this as interesting….’

58. - Thank, now back to the beaver creek refectory…-

59. -… selling more cakes… also earning a cash register badge…-

60. -… and level 10! –
‘… remember how nice it was, when you at least failed with your secret agent plot attempts…?’
- Give me something to work with, then we can talk again… -
‘…’

61. -… for now, it’s back to the bakery…-

62. -… where we first refresh ourselves with some tasty, platinum-raising strawberry lemonade…-

63. -… and apparently our customers do too…-
‘HEY! No freeloaders!’
-… relax, he’s just drinking water… btw, not being from the United Sims, I was surprised to see that tab water comes free –
where I come from, you can be happy, if you get something for free in the restaurant, mostly bread, but… oh well…-

64. -… anyway, level 10 – thanks, Vonnie….-

65. -… and now we’re off to the moon again….-

66. -.. Where we drink a little more Strawberry juice…-
‘You really enjoy writing this? You are insane!’
-… ….stirred, not shaken….and I just realized, we still need nick names this episode…-
‘WHA…?... wait, NO, don’t..!!!’
- Okay – Spy time: 25th Great-Grandson-1 is Sean, 25th Great-Grandons-2 is Pierce, 25th Great-Grandson-3 is Daniel, and 25th
Great-Granddaughter-1 is…. Lashana (and yes, I know it is a rumour and probably not true, but I liked the idea….)!.. –
‘Now this is just stu…..!’
‘…Stupendous, you wanted to say, brother! Yes, a great name! *whisper* shut up, I’d rather choose this than end up being connected to Kim or Clover and whatnot…!’

67. -… and with that settled, it’s once again Badge Making time…-

68. -….except for Dash and Lenore, who have already gone through this last chapter…-
‘Ommmm… howoftencanyoushowthesamestuffbeforeyourealizethatit’sstupid, Ommmm….?’
‘*Chug* *Chug*… we just assumed that he’d already lost it years ago…. Perhaps got brainwashed by the government in an
attempt to see what a human potted plant would do for the rest of his existence…’
- HEY! –
‘*Chug*… do you have a better excuse? *Chug*’
-…-

69. -… oh well, gift giving time….-
‘Okay, since you liked your… nick name…’
‘… and since I’m the only girl of the litter….’
- HEYyyeah… -
‘He’s not even denying it anymore…’
- …are you finished? I have some subplotting to do now…-

70. - …Involving Servo and Serva H-1…-
‘… why do we need to do this again?’
‘Classified…’
‘WHAT?!’
‘Kidding… we’re the intelligence of this city – literally - so we need a head quarter, and Sim Limbo doesn’t just cut it…’

71. ‘…and I know just the place downtown – oh hey, they finally fixed that bridge - …’

72. ‘... Where we can build it…’
‘I only see ruins… are we going underground? Well, at least it’s at the beach, so… ‘
- …Aren't you a Serva? –
‘…drat…’
-… I mean, I can understand the appeal, secret agents and beaches and bikinis go hand in hand…-
*gun noise*
-…. Shutting up now, I get it…-

73. ‘ …*ahem* Are you finished? Anyway… this’ll be our new head quarter, loosely based on the Kingsman Tailors by
Zarathustra…and yes, it’s underground-ish, in the cellar…’
- …Loosely? Except, that the front of the 5x3 Lot needed to be moved to the left via SimPE, making it a 3x6 Lot….-
*Gun noise*
-… I miss the *Bsst* , it was less scary than that….-

74. ‘… Fine. Here! Different enough?’
-…The roof is red, that’s not really… ‘Cityman Tailors’? Okay, I don’t know, if that only sounds cool in my head, but...Yeah!!.. -

75. -… and so, the secret organization ‘Cityman Tailors’ was born, protecting the Inhabitants from Instant City from all threats
secretly…-
*gun n…*
-… at least that’s what wild, totally unconfirmed rumors by totally unbelievable people like me are saying… yep, totally
forget about it …please don’t kill me…-
‘Ommm…..
Thisisaridiculoussubplotthatmakesnosenssseatallwhataboutthebigfootpolicewhataboutcharliesangelswhatabout…?-
*gun… you get the idea…*

76. -… okay, one secret agent subplot done, one to go… Lenore, if you please….-
‘Another one? Never mind – why me? Leave me out of this!’
-… nevermore… -
‘*Groan*… so, what’s the mission…?... why am I even doing this…?.... Okay, but I’m gonna take the car, secret agents always
drive a classy car…!’

77. -… and with that, we’re off to Club V in Instant City…-
‘Sooo… what’s the mission anyway?’
-…recruitment? –
‘:..recruiting? How would that work? Persuade people to take a job in intelligence? Never heard of such a mod…’
-… it’s a bit different…-
‘…. …. …!... Okay, that explanation is seven times of sick!!’
-…well excuse me for trying to come up with… well… something…!-

78. ‘Ugh… like I have choice… soo, hey, Cuti… Uncle, what’s your name…?’
‘Great-Grandson-2, or Stuart for short… childrenion of the evil Malphaba…’
‘Who?’
‘*Sigh*… please don’t tell her that… she’s been rather cranky about being forgotten this season and whatever…’
‘He – you’re a silly uncle… sooo… wanna have some fun?’
‘Does it involve bananas?’
‘… … sure, we can look for some….’

79. -… while we never found any bananas, Stuart and Lenore still had a great time…-

80. -… and they grew to like each other…-

81. -… like, really like…-

82. -… so their first date was a big success…-

83. -… so it was obvious what came next…-
‘Wanna search some more ‘nanas…in my car…?’

84. -… and…-

85. *lullaby*
- …Mission success! Recruitment process success! Bananas…. Okay, two out of three…-
- *Note: okay, this wasn’t the real place, where the… recruitment was done, we had to drive back home for the option to be
available, but… you get the idea….-

86. -… and after that, Lenore spent the rest of the night partying around a bit…-
‘Partying? I’m taking turns for the poor DJ girl… she looked so pale like she never gets a break…’
- … she is a vampire? Club V? –
‘No. She. Isn’t. One of her artificial fangs fell off… wait, is that a boom box in the corner? Why do we even need…?... I need a
drink….!’

87. -… let me guess, the bartender looked pale too…-
‘Yeah… who is running this business? Must be a real slave driver….!’

88. ‘*Bleeh*….why aren’t you working, Melissa? I’m not paying you for standing around…!’
‘Sorry, boss, I’m just so tired….’
‘I’ve been up all night and I don’t feel tired at all…!’
‘Yeah, ‘cause you’re a vampire – besides, your grand-something-daughter has offered to take over for me… if you excuse me
now, me and acting manager Marlene need to do… stuff… *giggle*’
‘*Bleh* Overpaid and constantly flirting on the job…soo, granddaughter? Which generation are you?’
‘… 24th?’
‘…. I feel soooo old right now….’

89. -… despite the slave-driverishness, aunt and grandma got along rather well…-
‘…so a vampire can stay up day and night here? That’s cool…’
‘Bleh - Provided you have a sink nearby to wash your hands in time….oh, and keeping your distance helps too…’
‘… against the virus, got it…’
‘… Nah, against pervs like our Granddaddy, the Prof….he’s like a pantomime, always look out where they have their hands….’
‘… I get it, you don’t like him… ‘
- OH, Oh, new mission!...-
‘ *groan….*’

90. ‘… why am I even doing this? I’m not a secret agent, I shouldn’t….’
- *gun noise* -
‘…. You don’t have a gun.’
-… *Bsst*?-
‘NO!’
- Oh for… PROFESSOR! –
‘… that’s so stupid, that’s not even a subplot anymore….okay, lets get this over with….’

91. ‘Yes, hello…. What can I do for you, child?’
‘Keep your hands where I can see them, for starters….’
- Lenore! –
‘… Okay, here are my hands, right near my hips, not coming any closer…’
‘…. Uhm, thank you. Sorry, but my great-grand-something mom said you… forget it… Hey, guy who writes this, what now?!’
- How about getting rid of misconceptions, that could help…-

92. ‘… OH, now I get it… this is about what happened at the club back then… wow, how many chapters ago was that? Okay, first:
I’m sorry that I wronged your Greatgrand-something-mother… I’m quite lonely right now, even if I have two toddlers and
two Servos at home, because this fall seems to be endless and/or constantly repeating… so sometimes I get a bit… weird…
and you should have seen me this summer or before that, way back before you or she had been born…. And I’m trying to be
a better person, okay?’
- Awwww… -
‘Why don’t you tell that herself? I’ll drive you over *cough*andnotbecauseIhavenochoiceinthematteranyway *cough*…’

93. -… and so, mission ‘apologies, I’m weird’ goes on the road…-
‘ *groan*…’

94. -… and we’re back at Club V… loyal Melissa going once again to another endless shift…-

95. -… and then Lenore starts to pave the way for a happy reunion…-
‘…. You brought him here, did you? Bleh…’
‘… look, he’s okay – heck, he’s everyone’s granddad for crying out loud. And honestly, I don’t think he’s a bad guy…’
‘…He just started out as one and turned into a pervy one…’
‘Grandma!’
‘… fine, fine, it’s not like I have anything better to do than to forgive old coots…’
‘You know, I can hear you… how often do I have to say I’m sorry for coming over… that way…’

96. ‘Bleh! Times two infinity would suffice…’
‘Grandma!’
‘… fine, fine… but only because this subplot is going on for way too long already, Bleh…’

97. ‘… okay, I’ll forgive you Prof… now gaaaaze into my eyes….’
‘W….?’

98. ‘…HEY! What the heck are you doing?!’
‘Bleh – biting you?’
‘WHY?! I told you I am sorry….!’
‘BLEH! What do you think this is all about? Heh, writer guy, tell him!’
-… uhm… Professor, can’t you just like… go along with this? –
‘NO! Why would I?!’
-…. Curses….-

99. ‘Bleh… and that’s why I tried to stay as far away as possible from you… I don’t like being forced to bite people, just to
increase the vampire population…’
‘Yeah, that makes sense… but at least you stayed true to your conviction….. there was a time I fell under the influence of a
certain mayor… meh, let’s not delve deeper into that…’
‘So you’re okay now with each other?’
‘Well, guess so…’
‘Bleh… lets play some kicky bag on the dance floor, that’s always fun….!’
-…-

100. - … -
‘Woooh, you’re right, this is fun, ... He, author, stop moping around…’
-… but the mission…-
‘If he doesn’t want to become a vampire, that’s his choice!’
‘….you know I’ve been thinking… I’m not getting younger after all and the kids at home…. ‘
‘BLEH! Seriously now…?!’
‘... Plus, I am a wizard, and Vamprocilin-D is not that difficult to make…’
- Good argument…. -

101. ‘*Sigh* Bleh, fine… so, one pervy vampire coming riiiiight…’

102. ‘ *CHOMP*’
‘ OW – not that deep! Who’s the pervert here nooOoo…?’

103. ‘….OoooOOOOooooOooOOOooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOoooooo*Gasp* OOoooOOOoooOOOO…’

104. ‘…Bleh!’
- …. Yes, yes, yes… finally! *Happy dance*…okay, mission success, let’s all go home…! -

105. - … by the way - good work, agent!...-
‘I’m not an… *sigh*… thank you… *uhm*… L ? No wait, it was N, right?’
-…-*ring*
‘… annd I just need to go answer the phone, perhaps it’s my … ‘u.n.c.l.e.’…*grin*…’

106. -... And? –
‘Hm, no… it’s the professor…wonder, what he wants…?’

107. ‘….Hello? Hey, Prof, how is vampire life treating you? … Oh, great, so what….? A reward? Oh Prof, you shouldn’t…. wait,
what?....how’s that a reward?! I need to pay for… ? …. Look, I don’t care what a great opportunity that is, I don’t need to…!’
- … annnd with that, Lenore bought a Space Station, ready to rake the moon….!-
‘Wha…?!….Okay, first, that was a terrible pun, if you want to call it that…. Second, just because the prof has overcome his
desire to find the alien that knocked up his estranged son to make him pay child support and therefore doesn’t need the
Space station anymore… actually, wasn’t that the station you had to fumble around to make it float higher….?’
-… lets take a quick look at that, okay….? -

108. -… Awww, Blank Mesa, our Science District, long time no see….-

109. -… especially the Instant City Space Station (ICSS)… now if you remember…-
‘Nobody does!!’
- Probably true – so, to make this station made by Zarathustra float, I used the modifyneighborhoodterrain cheat to elevate
a part of the hood, place the lot there, then used hood replace by Mootilda to replace the altered hood with the original
template, while keeping the altitude of all the lots, so the lot would look like floating high above … unfortunately, every time
the lot was saved, the terrain under it would change to the ugly elevated state here…. Now what I did this time involved a
lot of trial and error…. First, I moved the lot (not absolutely necessary) and then removed its road with the lot adjuster –
because the road apparently determines the ‘height’ of the lot for the lot imposter, so with a certain height, any flat roofs
become invisible, or will result in the ground becoming a bottomless pit….-

110. -…. And while that didn’t solve the problem of getting any more space between the station and lot ground, using Mootildas
grid adjuster, actually for creating true basements, helped, by changing the ground floors ‘height’ to ridiculous levels….
Note: adjusting the lots ground/pond water level was also difficult, half the time, I ended up with a ‘water column’, reaching
up all the way from the ground below to the lot – unfortunately I forgot to take a picture of it….-

111. -… till I eventually ended up with a gigantic distance between the station and the ground….-

112. -… and it isn’t even visible in the terrain! YAY! – Note: I have no idea how to duplicate this result, so if anyone wants to try it,
it’ll cost a lot of trial and error to get this right, so backup, backup, backup!...-

113. -… of course, to reach the lot after all, I needed to adjust the lot portals with the help of Simlogicals Portal Revealer. Without
a street, and especially with this lot, car portals are of course useless and had to be removed, while the walk-by portals
were placed right inside the station… -

114. -… and with that, we can now buy the ICSS without fear of deforming the terrain… Thank you, Professor… -
‘Ahhh – now I get it – this is why you made me stand in for the two girls back at Grandma’s place for hours and days while
me and my uncle…. We needed the money for… that!’
-… yes? So what? –
‘…YOU, YOU..!’

115. *ring*
‘WHAT?!... Ooh – it’s you, uncle! Sorry, I thought it was… never mind... Hey, how about you come over and we… go
bananas?…’

116. -… and while Lenore is going for another fruity mission…-
‘*Shudder* - don’t say that….!’
-… her nephew Daniel is looking for a job…-
‘Wait – I’m doing what now?....’
*teleport* ‘ *Ommmm* relaxmanheretakethisforfuturegenerationsrespectivelytheotherservoagentsinfuturehouseholds
*Ommm* ‘ *transfers ownership of Cityman Tailors* *teleport*
‘W…what? Wh… stop! This entire chapter isn’t making sense anymore, what are you…?!’

117. -… and a job in business! Yay – of course, everybody takes it…-
‘*Cries* okay, I give up… this isn’t a cohesive story anymore, this is just….!’
- Was it a cohesive story before? –
‘… no, but it wasn’t *this*!’
-… okay, truth to be told, this chapter was really difficult, I had no idea how put all this together….anyway…-

118. -… while Stuart, before going bananas, brings in some rose bouquets…-

119. -…Daniel and Lashana move out to the next household…-
‘Bye, kids, I’m so happy for you to get away from this nonsensical stuff…’

120. -… and it’s finally time for bananas, hehe… -
‘So now the mission recruitment is completed!...Wait, why am I even mentioning this….?’
‘…You know, the intelligence angle for childrenions makes kinda sense, considering what happened in those movies with…’
‘OH NO! You are not just now trying to figure out any kind of sense for this chapter! Honestly, Monty Python makes more
sense than…’
- Of course! Dear readers, treat this entire chapter as a Monty python sketch, then it becomes awesome! –
‘ *Groan*…Please, the kids have moved out, does that mean the chapter is finally over….?’

121. -… not quite…. Chance cards !...-
‘…*Headdesk*…’

122. -… and 2000….-
‘ *more headdesk*…’

123. -… and what do you do, if you play a video game at work, while the boss is coming…? –
‘ *repeated headdesk*! ‘

124. -… well, we only lose our money for this day instead of getting fired, but still: don’t play video games at work, people!...-
‘*headde… *pass out*…’

125. -… after all, you want to get promoted soon, right?... -

126. -… preferably right to the top….-
‘*Owowowowow*… my poor head….’
‘… I heard, cheese cake is a great way to get rid of a headache…’
‘*cries*…’
Potential Business
Districts: 59 +2 BD

127. ‘*still crying*…’
- Oh, come on, Lenore, it’s not that… okay, I admit, this chapter is bad… bear with me, we’re almost done….-

128. -… just one bump…-

129. -… one more promotion for your son and nephew….-

130. -…. Annnd, we’re done. –
‘*Ommm* finallyIthoughtthisepisodewouldbetheendofme… *Ommm*’
-… you and me too, you and me too….-

131. -… and with that, this nonsensical chapter finally ends…. I really had a burnout when I wrote this… still, we made it till the
end, and hopefully, it’ll all pay out later … thanks for reading anyway, and hopefully we’ll see each other again for another
Chapter of Instant City – a BaMC Challenge… -
- Happy Simming ! -
Population:
Playables = 327+4
Households = 91
Community Lots = 254+1
Business Districts = 8
University = 1
Downtown unlocked
SM = 1[Starter] + 1[1st. Bus.] + 40[8 BD]
+ 5[1 UN] + 5[DT] + 51 [255 Bus.] = 103
= 331 x 103 = 34093