The document describes a llama interrupting someone's sleep by cheering for gerbils in their small bedroom. The person tells the llama that the gerbils are sleeping and calls the llama stupid. The document then mentions someone named sexy Dorian and finds glitches and a cheerleader's legs fun.

2. Continuing our visit to Tri-Var Sorority we bring you . . .
A sleep-interrupting llama in a small bedroom space.
“Goooo GERBITS!”
*snorts, “Yaay, Gooo gerbits-
‘gerbits’ is sleeping, you stupid llama.”
*Ericka rolls back over

3. Hey . . . sexy Dorian!
Ain’t glitches fun?
Look at the sweet legs on that cheerleader! ;-)