The document is a song about embracing Christianity and becoming "royals" through the blood of Jesus Christ. It discusses how the singer has never seen Jesus physically but has read about him in the Bible and changed their life and address as a result. The song celebrates Christian conferences where people encourage each other's faith, sing songs even if they don't know the lyrics, eat, and don't sleep. It portrays Christianity as providing an alternative to the "crazy world" and a "Christian kind of buzz" and calls Jesus the singer's ruler forever.

1. Royals

2. I’ve Never Seen Jesus in the Flesh
But I’ve read some crazy things, in the Bible
and I just can’t change my address
But I changed my life
Became a Teccie

3. Where every song’s like:
Ride clouds,
row boats,
waitin on the slideshow
Don’t know
The songs
But we love to sing though
So we don’t care
We’ll be singing these songs all week

4. Everybody’s like:
Eat lots
No Sleep
Make you laugh, Maybe weep
Encouraging your faith walk
Listen to another talk
I don’t care…
I used the sink to wash my hair

5. And we’ll get to be royals
All because of His blood
That crazy world just ain’t for us
We crave a Christian kind of buzz
Have you met your ruler?
Who was and is and will be
Yeah Baby He rules
And it ain’t no fantasy

6. We’re all friends and now we know
That we hope to stay in touch ‘til we’re
ninety
And everyone who knows us knows
We’re cool like this
Welcome to the family

7. Where every song’s like:
Ride clouds,
row boats,
waitin on the slideshow
Don’t know
The songs
But we love to sing though
So we don’t care
We’ll be singing these songs all week

8. Everybody’s like:
Eat lots
No Sleep
Make you laugh
Maybe weep
Encouraging your faith walk
Listen to another talk
I don’t care…
I used the sink to wash my hair

9. And we’ll get to be royals
All because of His blood
That crazy world just ain’t for us
We crave a Christian kind of buzz
Have you met your ruler?
Who was and is and will be
Yeah Baby He rules
And it ain’t no fantasy

10. And we’ll get to be royals
All because of His blood
That crazy world just ain’t for us
We crave a Christian kind of buzz
Have you met your ruler?
Who was and is and will be
Yeah Baby He rules
And it ain’t no fantasy