Quiz: Can you pick out the "white Hispanic" amidst all the Hispanic Hispanics?

1. Quiz: Can you pick out the "white
Hispanic" amidst all the Hispanic
Hispanics?
With immigration reform and Puerto Rican statehood much in the news as
Republicans ponder how to leave behind their image as racist white men, I
thought I'd go through my recent posts to find Hispanic experts in the media
who have their finger on the pulse of What Hispanics Want, who know deep in
their Latino bones how the masses of la raza feel. It's time for white people to
stop ignoring Hispanics just because they look different and lack White
Privilege! Fortunately, the press assiduously brings to our attention these fresh
new voices with their fresh new kind of face. A gallery:

2. Aaron Eckhart
Charles Garcia
Author of "Why 'Illegal Immigrant' Is a Slur" for CNN,
and CEO of Garcia Trujillo, a consultancy for marketing to Hispanics

3. Anne Heche
Cat del Valle Castellanos
Writer and daughter of GOP Hispanic strategist Alex Castellanos

4. Anderson Cooper
C-3PO
Jorge Ramos
Univision anchorman and crusader for amnesty

5. Krysten Ritter
Xochitl Hinojosa
Obama Dept. of Justice Civil Rights Division Aztec warrior princess / spokesmodel
"Xochitl and Scarlett were roommates in college. Scarlett was Xochitl's big sister in Alpha
Sigma Alpha. They have shared so many good memories of Spring Break, boys, sorority
life, and drinking wine in Napa Valley, and look forward to the many more memories to
come!"

6. George Stephanopolous
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL)

7. Pat Buchanan
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)

8. Elliott from 30something
David Royston Patterson
Author of "Will Puerto Rico Be America's 51st State?“

9. William Howard Taft
Luis Munoz Rivera
Puerto Rican statesman and Patterson's grandmother's cousin's father

10. Guillermo del Toro
Joshua Treviño
GOP activist

11. Don Johnson
Jorge G. Castaneda
Former Mexican Foreign Secretary, NYU Prof

12. The Rev. Pat Robertson
Sen. Bob Menendez (D-DR)
Because underpaying Dominicans for "jobs Americans just won't do" is Good for the Economy

13. Steve Sailer
Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart (R-FL)

14. “White Hispanic”
Thanks to Steve Sailer