Shantanu Singh

Bangalore, India

System engineer

So you’re glad you’re a chick? Well, I’m glad I’m a guy. So have a seat, missy, and I’ll tell ya why I’m so glad I’m a man, I could stand and applaud That I don’t have to live life as a broad. We do the same work, but I’m better paid. There’s honor and not shame for me when I get laid. I can get head in a restaurant booth. Mechanics will (usually) tell me the truth. I can go sit at a bar all alone Without twenty drunk losers inviting me home. Workmen and service men never do hassle me. Car CD players don’t simply baffle me. I can reach stuff hidden on the top shelf. I can change light bulbs all by myself. No one expects anything when I just flirt. I