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El primer documento proporciona 10 sugerencias para entretenerse de manera inapropiada en un ascensor, como hacer ruidos de autos o pedir ver el contenido de la nariz de otros. El segundo documento contiene consejos para evitar el trabajo y descansar en exceso, como no hacer hoy lo que se puede dejar para mañana y dejar que otros hagan el trabajo.

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• 10 Cosas Para Entretenerse en un Ascensor
Hacer ruidos de Carro mientras arranca y se detiene
Sonarse la nariz y ofrecer mostrar el contenido a los demás pasajeros
Abra el maletín y diga, hay suficiente aire ahí dentro...
Haga Miau discretamente, y mire la reacción de todos...
Apuésteles a los pasajeros a que se puede meter una moneda en la nariz.
Cuando el elevador este en silencio, voltéese a alguien y pregúntele, es ese tu beeper.
Diga "Ping" en cada piso
Recuéstese contra el panel de botones.
Anuncie con voz endemoniada "Necesito otro cuerpo para habitar"
Haga ruidos de explosión cuando alguien presione un botón.
• El trabajo es cansancio
No hagas hoy lo que puedas hacer mañana
Haz lo menos que puedas y deja que lo hagan otros
De mucho descansar nadie se murió
Si quieres trabajar, siéntate, y espera a que se te pase.
Si el trabajo es salud, VIVA LA ENFERMEDAD!!!
Otros mandamientos
El trabajo es sagrado, no lo toques
Nunca nadie ha muerto por descansar demasiado

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10 Cosas Para Entretenerse en un Ascensor.doc

1. • 10 Cosas Para Entretenerse en un Ascensor Hacer ruidos de Carro mientras arranca y se detiene Sonarse la nariz y ofrecer mostrar el contenido a los demás pasajeros Abra el maletín y diga, hay suficiente aire ahí dentro... Haga Miau discretamente, y mire la reacción de todos... Apuésteles a los pasajeros a que se puede meter una moneda en la nariz. Cuando el elevador este en silencio, voltéese a alguien y pregúntele, es ese tu beeper. Diga "Ping" en cada piso Recuéstese contra el panel de botones. Anuncie con voz endemoniada "Necesito otro cuerpo para habitar" Haga ruidos de explosión cuando alguien presione un botón. • El trabajo es cansancio No hagas hoy lo que puedas hacer mañana Haz lo menos que puedas y deja que lo hagan otros De mucho descansar nadie se murió Si quieres trabajar, siéntate, y espera a que se te pase. Si el trabajo es salud, VIVA LA ENFERMEDAD!!! Otros mandamientos El trabajo es sagrado, no lo toques Nunca nadie ha muerto por descansar demasiado