2. Gov. Bill Richardson’s papers will be sealed for eight years. Underground, in a crypt, guarded by protective dragons.

3. Gov. Susana Martinez eliminates New Mexico’s “sanctuary” status for illegal immigrants. And puts one in place for oil and gas companies instead

4. State Senate President Pro Tem Tim Jennings wants everyone receiving unemployment checks to take a drug test And we’d like everyone who votes for these officials to take one.

5. Repubicans walk out of the House Energy and Natural Resources Committee Meeting. Feel free to keep walking.

6. Public testimony on nuclear waste halted due to angry professor. Be sure to remain happy at all times when talking about nuclear waste.

7. Santa Fe Public Schools holds board election. Let’s see what we’ve all learned

8. It is very cold out. In case you need a conversation starter.