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The reason a dog has so many friends is that
   he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
        evidence that you are wonderful.
                   - Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die
          I want to go where they went.
                    - Will Rogers
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
          more than he loves himself.
                   - Josh Billings
A dog teaches a boy fidelity,
            perseverance,
and to turn around three times before
             lying down.
              - Robert Benchley
We give dogs time we can
spare, space we can spare and
      love we can spare.
  And in return, dogs give us
their all. It's the best deal man
         has ever made.
              - M. Acklam
Dogs love their
 friends and bite
  their enemies,
quite unlike people
who are incapable
    of pure love
and always have to
mix love and hate.
    - Sigmund Freud
There is no psychiatrist in the world
   like a puppy licking your face.
             - Ben Williams
The average dog is a nicer person
 than the average person.
- Andy Rooney
I wonder if other dogs think
 poodles are members of a
    weird religious cult.
         - Rita Rudner
Dogs need to sniff the
ground; it's how they keep
abreast of current events.
The ground is a giant dog
newspaper, containing all
kinds of late-breaking dog
news items, which, if they
are especially urgent, are
often continued in the next
yard.
- Dave Barry
If I have any beliefs
 about immortality, it is
that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven,
   and very, very few
         persons.
       - James Thurber
Anybody who doesn't
  know what soap tastes
like never washed a dog.
      - Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
My dog is worried about
  the economy because
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
 That's almost $21.00 in
       dog money.
        - Joe Weinstein
Ever consider
  what our dogs
must think of us?
 I mean, here we
come back from a
grocery store with
the most amazing
 haul -- chicken,
pork, half a cow.
 They must think
we're the greatest
hunters on earth!
     - Anne Tyler
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
                        - Roger Caras
If you pick up a starving
     dog and make him
prosperous, he will not bite
 you; that is the principal
 difference between a dog
        and a man.
         - Mark Twain
If you think dogs can't count, try
putting three dog biscuits in your

pocket and then giving Fido only
two of them.
- Phil Pastoret
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
                              - Dave Barry
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
               relax and get used to the idea.
                        - Robert A. Heinlein
My goal in life is
 to be a person
 as good as my
  dog already
  thinks I am.
Dog Wisdom

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Dog Wisdom

  • 1. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
  • 2. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
  • 3. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
  • 4. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
  • 5. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
  • 6. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. - M. Acklam
  • 7. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. - Sigmund Freud
  • 8. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
  • 9. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
  • 10. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
  • 11. Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. - Dave Barry
  • 12. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. - James Thurber
  • 13. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones
  • 14. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
  • 15. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein
  • 16. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler
  • 17. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
  • 18. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
  • 19. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. - Phil Pastoret
  • 20. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry
  • 21. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
  • 22. My goal in life is to be a person as good as my dog already thinks I am.