Bryan Adams

Liverpool

Managing Director

I was born with the lyrics to all Dire Straits songs in my head. I was so ugly as a child I wasn't allowed to play in sand pits because big cats used to try to cover me up. My teeth were so big as a kid the tooth fairy had to leave me IOU's. It took me 18 years to grow into my head... I once wore the same jumper for an entire week because I couldn't get it off. If there's 50/50 choice to be paid I'll get it wrong most of the time. I can bluff at poker but I can't lie convincingly. For the last year I've averaged 1.5 parking tickets per month. I like corn on the cob but I can't stand sweet corn from a tin. 1986 is still the best year of my life so far. Throwing a F