Ceph claims to be a perfect unified file system for almost every purpose. In theory this can be true but in reality there are of course limitations. Following our way from Firefly (2014) to Luminous (2018) I will show our use cases, the shortcomings and the pitfalls we fell into! This will show Ceph in use for typical cloud and container stacks, simple media archives for applications and the devilish high available shared file systems.