1. Inanimate Alice By Jimmy And Oliver

2. I am 14 years old and my name is Alice

3. I am on my way to London in a plane asleep snoring. We have landed said mum I get up out of the plane. We got are bags out of the hold and make are way out side to get in the taxi.

4. I was in the taxi with mum and dad on the way to the hotel. “Are we there yet” said Alice tiredly

5. Wake up wake up wake up ! Said mum. Were here now. Where’s my baxi, it’s in my pocket dear.

6. Mum opens the door I immediately goes and Jumps on the bed Alice stop that dear and go to Bed yore got school tomorrow ok but can you leave the door open please if you insist.

7. Tomorrow I woke up and went to the breakfast table. Mum said “Alice if we had a boy child what Would you call it” “ Jackie I said “ ok but what if a Girl Olivia I replied.

8. Well its time you better you go to school know ring ring there you go theirs the school bus of you Go don’t for get your lunch box ok by mum by.

9. I was a bit nervous at first but I made a friend called Daisy. It was home time I walked home .

10. What did mum say at breakfast time if we had a Baby boy. A. Josh B. Olivia C. Jackie

11. I opened the door wa wa wa wa wa wa wa Alice dear we've got a surprise for you meet Jackie Chan we have adopted him. What the f******! You you you adopted him but when I woke last Night I heard noises . What you heard us last Night have you know what. Go to your bed now Young lady. I ran up the stairs as fast as I could And went to bed.

12. Someone opened the door eeerrrI woke up it Was Jackie Jackie Chan he had a chain sore that Was the end!

13. THE END