Was Santa Claus an Alcholic and what does that have to do with your six pack abs diet and workout plan? They actually have something very powerful in common.
2. Santa had a beer belly, so
does that make him an
alcoholic? Maybe and maybe
not, let’s check it out and see.
I have no idea what your mom
and dad, or you, put in his
eggnog. I wouldn’t say Santa
Claus is as close to being an
alcoholic personally, or it could
explain why Patrick got cooler
toys than me when I was 15.
3. The stereotypical male is one
who is balding and more
typically one with a noticeable
beer belly. We know why the
balding occurred, thanks
genetics, but what about the
beer belly? How you got a
beer belly has very to no
influence, generally
speaking, by the notorious
genetic attacker.
4. Let’s take an interesting
look at it, along with some
other good food for
thought!
5. Want the good news about
beer bellies? The average
beer has about 150 calories
not counting (actually this
could be WAY more
damning!) the 64 calorie
ones. Here’s the bad
news, seeing it’s only 150
calories, you may find it
much easier to overdo your
intake. When you pair that
with pizza and those buffalo
popcorn chicken bites? As
Scooby Doo would say, ruh
roh! That is a leading factor
but not the only reason.
6. I run an opinion blog
also, so let’s hit beer
belly with the typical “but
it’s not fair’ approach
toward why girls don’t
have beer bellies as
often. Don’t worry, I’m not
going to tell you the hot
redhead you’re trying to
win over while amazed at
how she can drink is
going to be a Mrs.
Clause look-alike by any
means.
7. But, her “girls” aren’t the only
thing that will grow with
beer, I mean age, well
actually a mixture of the 2.
Bad news? In a
sense, women store fat post-
puberty differently than
guys, that’s why the under
arm fat results in the term
“granny fat” and why the
thunder thighs and butt with
the backup signals. The
reason for this is they store
fat subcutaneously (under
the skin) while guys hide it
viscerally.
8. So what can we do and why does beer seem to
accentuate the process of tubbiness? Blame your
liver for that one! When you drink beer or any
liquor type, your liver wants that alcohol out of your
system ASAP, it’s something your liver see’s as no
bueno (in case your drinking a corona).
So what are you supposed to do? Obviously rev
your metabolism up before hand, maybe after if
you’re lucky enough. Another idea is to not drink
them (the brews) slowly and space them out, a
benefit to that is you show control, enjoy your
brew, and don’t say something dumb while you’re
brewed out.
9. While we’re on the topic, why don’t you consider eating
some hot pepper while you’re sipping? It’s normally a
mix made in heaven and it’s great for your six pack abs
diet as well! Hot pepper have thermogenic effects
meaning those calories from the beer could be getting
beat up while you’re sipping!
10. Get ready to say bye-bye to the beer belly and
remember this article the next time she needs
a reason to enjoy one more with you. As for
Santa Clause being an alcoholic, this video
makes me really wonder.
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