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4. T e x t # 9 9
O n e - H i t W o n d e r T e x t
Response Bait
Section 1
Do you like piña coladas and/or get-
ting caught in the rain?
T e x t # 9 8
T h e L o v e c h i l d M a k e r
What are your feelings on having a
lovechild?
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T e x t # 9 7
T h e R e d o r t h e W h i t e ?
What’s your favorite wine?
T e x t # 9 6
G i r l ’ s G o t T a l e n t
I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re an in-the-closet
creative nerd. What secret talent do you possess?
T e x t # 9 5
P u pp y E y e s T e x t
Most important question ever: do you
prefer big dogs or small dogs?
Response Bait
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T e x t # 9 4
A b s u r d W e e k e n d P l a n s
Weekend’s here! Finally time to smoke some crack, steal
some cars, get busted on a few counts of racketeering, and
maybe bake some gingerbread cookies…what you up to?
T e x t # 9 3
Mu s i c Pi r at e Fi r s t Mat e
Bored at work…give me a good jam to ille-
gally download on the company computer
T e x t # 9 2
T e x t i n g A F o r e i g n e r
Even your texts have a weird accent…
where are they from?
Response Bait
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T e x t # 9 1
L a u gh i n g @ B a d M o v i e s
Please tell me that you DON’T secretly
go to the Twilight movies
T e x t # 9 0
W e A ll T h i n k I t
Am I the only one who finds perverse pleasure when
assholes from high school get fat? (Thank you Face-
book!)
T e x t # 8 9
I n k e d D ogg y S t y l e
I’m considering getting my dog a tramp
stamp… do you know any good tattoo artists?
Response Bait
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T e x t # 8 8
Dea d Any way, La s t Res o rt
I feel like Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense lol am I
a ghost? Do you respond to texts from dead peo-
ple?
T e x t # 8 7
G oo d L u c k C h a r m
Red or black? Quick!
T e x t # 8 6
L e a r n T o S p e a k W om a n
I just overheard a girl calling some guy a “ran-
dom creeper.” Can you translate this womanese
for me?
Response Bait
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T e x t # 8 5
S h e ’ s A C h a r m i n g L a s s
What sorts of things do you do when you aren’t
charming the pants off dreamy guys named [your
name]?
Response Bait
10. T e x t # 8 4
A t t a c k of t h e C o u g a r s
The DayAfter
Section 2
Things got pretty wild after you left last night…some ag-
gressive cougar grabbed my butt! And I have the hand-
prints to prove it! –Rob, that dashing man from [venue]
T e x t # 8 3
P o r L a t i n a L o v e
Hola! Encantado de concorele! Mucho
gusto ;) Rob
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T e x t # 8 2
B a d G i r l , G oo d T e x t
Hey badass…when you get bailed out
of jail, hit me up
T e x t # 8 1
U n d e r s t a t e d A w e s om e
For lack of a more Shakespearean first text, just
wanted to say it’s Rob and enjoyed meeting you
last night!
T e x t # 8 0
T e x t i n g A n o n y mo u s
I was trying to kick my text addiction,
but decided to relapse just for you
The Day After
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T e x t # 7 9
W i l d N i gh t
After last night we owe a large debt
to karma. I’m a little scared.
T e x t # 7 8
S o u l - D e s t r o y i n g F u n
I think I sprained my soul last night
The Day After
13. T e x t # 7 7
D i v e B a r M at h E q u at i o n
Making Plans
Section 3
Monday night = dive bar night. You = my
date. Let’s get a drink later!
T e x t # 7 6
R om a n t i c E x plo r e r
Come join me for a romantic adven-
ture. Will be fun—let me know ;]
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T e x t # 7 5
P ho n e B oo k N o s t a lg i a
Wow, just scrolling through my phone and realize
we never met up. So tragic. Let’s do something
about that; what you doing later?
T e x t # 7 4
S i mpl e D i r e c t n e s s
Drinks? Later?
T e x t # 7 3
N e r d L o v e fo r T wo
There’s a nerdy movie I want to see, but I need
a cute nerdy girl to watch it with…know any?
Making Plans
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T e x t # 7 2
B a c k t o t h e O l d D a y s
Let’s be traditional and enjoy an old
fashioned drink together
T e x t # 7 1
T h e I r o n C h e f of L o v e
Cancel your plans tonight—I am preparing
you a culinary experience that will rock your
face off
T e x t # 7 0
D e l i c i o u s S u r p r i s e
Tonight I will plan everything. All I need to know
is if you have peanut allergies… everything else
will be a surprise!
Making Plans
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T e x t # 6 9
C oo k i n g U p L o v e
Slaving over a hot oven for you lady!
What time are you free tonight?
T e x t # 6 8
G i r l W i t h a D og
How about me, you, my dog, and your
dog go on a double date?
T e x t # 6 7
T a k e t h e P l u n g e
Shark week’s over. It’s safe to go out
again. Meet for drinks? Later?
Section Title
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T e x t # 6 6
M o c k G a n g B a n g e r s
Yo gangsta, when are we gonna go on
that crime spree?
T e x t # 6 5
Dat e Pl a n n e r Compl i m e n t
Will your wit and charm be making an
appearance tonight at [venue]?
Making Plans
18. T e x t # 6 4
Do n ’t Dr i n k t h e Hat e r a i d
Golden Responses
Section 4
Don’t. Hate.
T e x t # 6 3
I n s u l t T u r n a r o u n d
If by inappropriate you mean utterly
charming, then you’re right ;]
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T e x t # 6 2
H e a r T h r u t h e G r a p e v i n e
Can only tell you over a glass of wine.
T e x t # 6 1
S o M u c h i n C ommo n
You like (something you like)?! It’s as
if you know my soul!
T e x t # 6 0
G oo d B a b i s m s t o K n ow
These are good [girl’s name]-isms to
know
Golden Responses
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T e x t # 5 9
M i s u n d e r s t oo d H u mo r
You thought I was serious. Wow. Let me
explain absurdity over a strong drink…
T e x t # 5 8
T e x t u a l W i s d om
Your texts are always packed with
Confucius-esque wisdom
T e x t # 5 7
N o R e s po n s e B r e a k e r
You know I love shy girls and here you
are acting like one!
Golden Responses
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T e x t # 5 6
T e x t C ompl i m e n t
You know, our text convos are so good that
100 years from now high school kids will
study them like they now read Shakespeare
T e x t # 5 5
A m a z i n g T e x t s
Where did you learn to text like this? It’s
like you channel the ghost of Voltaire with
your thumbs
T e x t # 5 4
H a r d t o G e t T e x t
Why you always playing hard to get
lady?
Golden Responses
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T e x t # 5 3
A f t e r a B om b
On a scale from 1 to 10, that text was
abysmal
T e x t # 5 2
F l a k e B u s t i n g 1 0 1
You’re sick? Here’s the cure…STRONG DRINKS
WITH HOT GUYS NAMED [your name]. See you
at 8?
T e x t # 5 1
M a s s T e x t H a t e r
Mass texts are about as polite as
punches in the face
Golden Responses
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T e x t # 5 0
A f t e r H i l a r i t y
Hilarious! I wish my phone had a
laugh track…that was comedy gold!
T e x t # 4 9
A f t e r S w e e t n e s s
How many other guys did you text
that to? ;]
T e x t # 4 8
A f t e r B u ll s h i t
The lady doth protest too much me-
thinks
Golden Responses
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T e x t # 4 7
S low T e x t e r
Is the Pony Express delivering your texts?! You
take forever to respond! Don’t think so much
about it—just text!
T e x t # 4 6
R e q u e s t L i n e
Wear the black dress you know I love!
Golden Responses
25. T e x t # 4 5
S e x y C omm a n d o
Getting Sexual
Section 5
Wish you were here to cuddle under a
blanket, drink wine, and watch a Rambo
movie
T e x t # 4 4
P i llow F i gh t C h a ll e n g e
On a scale from 1 to awesome, how would
you rate your pillow fighting ability?
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T e x t # 4 3
Sh e ’s Si c k , Yo u ’r e Si c k e r
You’re sick? Well I’d still make out with you
shamelessly. Even if you had the Ebola virus.
T e x t # 4 2
H o t n e s s R e q u s t
The question is “sexy lingerie?” and
the answer is “yes!”
T e x t # 4 1
H ol i d a y C h e e r
Tis the season to be cuddling…don’t
be a Grinch with your cuddles!
Getting Sexual
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T e x t # 4 0
C h d d l e C a ll - O u t
How good are your cuddling skills?
T e x t # 3 9
S e x y o r T r a d i t i o n a l
Needed: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline.
It will be a night of greatness or tragedy. Orrrrrrrr
we can just go out to dinner ;]
T e x t # 3 8
F u n n y & S e x u a l
I just want to cradle you in my arms
and feed you applesauce
Getting Sexual
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T e x t # 3 7
N e w Y e a r s T r e n d s
I heard making out with dreamy guys
named [your name] is IN for 2012
T e x t # 3 6
O b v i o u s l y S e x u a l
Won’t answer that. I prefer to have an aura
of mystique surrounding me and my penis
T e x t # 3 5
C u d d l e T i m e
What are you doing right now and how
can we add some cuddling to that?
Getting Sexual
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T e x t # 3 4
B a c k t o t h e D a y s . . .
Let’s take a field trip back to the days when
making out was considered “risqué”
T e x t # 3 3
M a s s a g e T h e a r p y
It’s 10:23 on a Monday morning and I’m in
the mood to give some charming lady a mas-
sage…
Getting Sexual
30. T e x t # 3 2
A r r i v i n g t o a D a t e
Situational
Section 6
Just got here… look for man holding the bushel of
flowers in front of the Mexican string quartet play-
ing love ballads in your honor
T e x t # 3 1
B a d D r u n k B e h a v i o r
Drunk me was misbehaving last night. My apologies
for the poor behavior. Sober me gave him a stern
lecture this morning and it WON’T happen again
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T e x t # 3 0
O u t of T o u c h
Sorry I’ve been MIA…working hard so we
can have that house in the hills, white picket
fence, and 2.5 children
T e x t # 2 9
F u n n y N e w Y e a r s T e x t
My New Years Resolution is to start texting in the
third person. [Your name] wants to see you later
for some hot magic at the [venue] .
T e x t # 2 8
W o r k i n g , w i t h L o v e
I have to work tonight but if you end up going
out drinking I would like one courtesy peer
pressure text.
Situational
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T e x t # 2 7
W i n t e r D a t e T e x t
The colder it gets, the better hot chocolate
tastes. Meet me later for a winter wonderdate.
T e x t # 2 6
B e s t B i r t h d a y T e x t
It’s birthday season! Act surprised when the midg-
et pops out of the cake I sent you…my way of say-
ing happy birfday!
T e x t # 2 5
P r e - G a m e T e x t
WARNING: This is the last sober text you will receive
from me for the night. Admire the grammar, spelling,
and punctuation while it lasts!
Situational
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T e x t # 2 4
A f t e r M e s s i n g U p
What are you doing Sunday? My lackluster per-
formance last night was intentional: it can only
go up from here!
T e x t # 2 3
C h r i s t m a s J o k e r
I just realized how bossy the guy who sings “We Wish
You a Merry Christmas” comes off. Hope he never got
that figgy pudding, what a demanding prick!
T e x t # 2 2
N e w Y e a r s H i l a r i t y
Text from the future (don’t open until next year)…
wanted to say Happy New Years to you before
you’re bombarded with mass texts…
Situational
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T e x t # 2 1
R e s po n s i b l e G i f t s
I’m just gonna stay home for my birth-
day. It’s my b-day gift to my liver.
T e x t # 2 0
N o S u b t l y a t A ll
Here’s a hint of the gift I got you: it’s
hard to gift-wrap an orgasm.
Situational
35. T e x t # 1 9
B a d F a c e H a i r D a y
Random Humor
Section 7
My friend just tried to convince me to grow a han-
dlebar mustache. He was overwhelmingly unsuc-
cessful. Do you have any feelings on mustaches?
T e x t # 1 8
Ol d Cr e e p e r Comm e n ta r y
Just saw an old man on a scooter w/ kneepads
checking out babes. Made my morning…
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T e x t # 1 7
M o c k i n g C o r po r a t e
Sweatpants to job interview = poor
life decision
T e x t # 1 6
B e i n g a n A r i s t o c r a t
In the penthouse, listening to Mozart,
sipping aged Scotch, thinking of you
T e x t # 1 5
D i s t a n t M e mo r i e s
I was just reminded me of you.
Wow…
Random Humor
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T e x t # 1 4
B a s e d o n a T r u e S t o r y
Confession: The Twilight films are
loosely based on my life
T e x t # 1 3
F a m i l y W e i r d n e s s
My grandfather just slipped me a condom.
Our relationship went from 0 to awkward
FAST!
T e x t # 1 2
B e s t L oo k i n g C h i l d r e n
Let’s spawn some Zoolander-looking chil-
dren together…keep your day planner open!
Random Humor
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T e x t # 1 1
R o c k s t a r s
Let’s start a rock band. Can you learn
the drums by Tuesday?
T e x t # 1 0
S hoo t g u n T e x t i n g
Is it possible to get married over text? Because
if I have another beer, that might sound like a
great life decision
T e x t # 9
F e a r of N i n j a s
There may or may not be a ninja in my
room right now
Random Humor
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T e x t # 8
S t a r b u c k s M u s i c S u c k s
The music in Starbucks makes me want to slit my
wrists. Please tell me you will join me in my hatred of
sappy Starbucks music!
T e x t # 7
S a t u r d a y N i gh t F e v e r
Tonight you will see the greatest dance moves
from a heterosexual man…OF ALL TIME
T e x t # 6
F u n n y S e lf - D e p r e c at i n g
Actually, you don’t want to see me…. I reached an all
time low drinking 4loco out of a Gatorade bottle
Random Humor
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T e x t # 5
H ol d o n t o T h a t F e e l i n g
Please tell me you haven’t stopped
believing per the advice of Journey
T e x t # 4
D a y d r e a m s of H e r
Ahh, bored at work. Would much rath-
er be wrestling alligators with you
T e x t # 3
C off e e A d d i c t
I need Starbucks rehab. 3 times today, and
I’m STILL craving some vente love…
Random Humor
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T e x t # 2
B r e a k f a s t of C h a mp s
Just ate a pancake that changed my
life
T e x t # 1
T h u m b L o v e
Texting you makes my thumbs happy
Random Humor