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2. If you’re open-minded, please
give us a few minutes to offer
you a life-changing alternative.
Otherwise, break a leg!
We pray that your colleagues
will not get bored … or hurt.
5. Team building is said to:
Increase productivity
Minimize conflict
6. Team building is said to:
Increase productivity
Minimize conflict
Improve communication
7. Team building is said to:
Increase productivity
Minimize conflict
Improve communication
Boost morale
8. Team building is said to:
Increase productivity
Minimize conflict
Improve communication
Boost morale
Improve teamwork
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10. Many, if not most, people
hate team building exercises!
11. Here are some of the countless
remarks that we found online:
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34. Even if we all liked team building
exercises, and all team
building exercises were effective…
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36. Though your colleagues are physically united
by your organization, they are mentally divided
by things that those who sell team building
exercises fail to address.
37. Things whose effect is more detrimental to the
success of your organization than whatever
problems that team building is said to solve!
46. Because of that, a word or statement
sometimes means different things to
different people.
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50. Believe it or not, your colleagues’ ignorance of
language’s shortcomings might or might have
cost your organization some of its customers,
both current or then-current and prospective
or then-prospective customers.
61. What’s more, most of your colleagues secretly
see some of your colleagues as competitors!
(For a position, via promotion, which they seek
primarily for its monetary rewards.)
75. Culture is so powerful that it usually
dictates what one feels or sees when one
looks at someone or something.
76. — The Okay Sign —
Show it to your colleagues, and
those who are from, say, America,
will interpret it as, “That’s great”
or “Everything is good.”
However, your colleagues from,
say, (some regions of) Germany,
will each interpret it as,
“Asshole!” or “You’re an asshole!”
80. Your colleagues cannot sincerely tolerate
each other … unless they are acquainted
with how one’s culture shapes one’s
worldview, beliefs, behaviour, taste, etc.
83. Yet, you have decided to spend, or are
considering spending, your organization’s
hard-earned money on team building …
as if whatever problems that team building
is said to solve are the most serious threat
to the success of your organization!
93. Email us the number of copies you’d like to
invest in and your physical address (incl.
name of country), and we will reply you
with a quote that includes shipping cost:
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