Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.
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3. Breaking News:
The NHTSA will require rear-view
cameras on all vehicles.
So we can all
back that thing up with confidence.
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4. As women get older,
our bodies have a hard time
absorbing calcium, but for some
reason we have no problem at all
absorbing ice cream.
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5. VP Joe Biden said
people will be 'surprised' by how
Obamacare turns out.
He's right.
There's nothing like
a good cliff hanger.
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6. I played a music trivia game featuring
music from
the 40s to the 70s.
One of my answers was
Dead Guy singing an Old Song.
Although technically right,
I didn't win.
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7. If it seems like a woman is mad for
no reason, she might be wearing
Spanx. You’d be mad too if you
couldn’t eat, slouch, or breathe.
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8. Why are Spanx called Spanx?
I don’t know, maybe because women
won’t buy something
called the iFat.
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