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March 31-April 4, 2014
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Breaking News:
The NHTSA will require rear-view
cameras on all vehicles.
So we can all
back that thing up with confidence.
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
As women get older,
our bodies have a hard time
absorbing calcium, but for some
reason we have no problem at all
absorbing ice cream.
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
VP Joe Biden said
people will be 'surprised' by how
Obamacare turns out.
He's right.
There's nothing like
a good cliff hanger.
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
I played a music trivia game featuring
music from
the 40s to the 70s.
One of my answers was
Dead Guy singing an Old Song.
Although technically right,
I didn't win.
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
If it seems like a woman is mad for
no reason, she might be wearing
Spanx. You’d be mad too if you
couldn’t eat, slouch, or breathe.
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Why are Spanx called Spanx?
I don’t know, maybe because women
won’t buy something
called the iFat.
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse: March 31-April 4, 2014

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Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse: March 31-April 4, 2014

  • 2. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  • 3. Breaking News: The NHTSA will require rear-view cameras on all vehicles. So we can all back that thing up with confidence. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  • 4. As women get older, our bodies have a hard time absorbing calcium, but for some reason we have no problem at all absorbing ice cream. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  • 5. VP Joe Biden said people will be 'surprised' by how Obamacare turns out. He's right. There's nothing like a good cliff hanger. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  • 6. I played a music trivia game featuring music from the 40s to the 70s. One of my answers was Dead Guy singing an Old Song. Although technically right, I didn't win. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  • 7. If it seems like a woman is mad for no reason, she might be wearing Spanx. You’d be mad too if you couldn’t eat, slouch, or breathe. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  • 8. Why are Spanx called Spanx? I don’t know, maybe because women won’t buy something called the iFat. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  • 9. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com