Just to make you smile.

1. Do you give up yet?

2. Time to wake up early!!!

3. You are kidding, she said that?

4. Hmmm, have you been eating onions?

5. I am sorry, I didn’t mean to bite your tail so
hard, I was only teasing

6. So I ran after the ball, then I chased a car, and then I went and
got the paper; hey, aren’t you listening?

7. What, who, us? We were no where near the
toilet paper roll. Not us, no way.

8. Don’t worry about her saying you are fat, I loves ya jest the
way you are.

9. Wait a minute, ain’t I
supposed to put my
paws over my eyes if you
hide?

10. Here, I brought him back, next time he goes for a
walk you go get him.

11. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

12. Hey Irvin, your ear weighs a ton and I am stuck.

13. OK, on three, we all roll over.

14. He’s mine, I caught him, you can’t have him, he
belongs to me, so there.

15. Actually Rex, I think it is your time to change
the channel.

16. OK, I’ll be the doughnut this time and you be the
doughnut hole.

17. Don’t worry
Larry, they
will have to
come through me
if they want to
take you to
the pound.