5. Sometimes called (but never by myself) âAustraliaâs best
copywriterâ by people who donât know any better ⊠I
helped launch the bestselling book in Australian history âŠ
invented the email âParallel Welcome Sequenceâ ⊠was the
ïŹrst copywriter banned from even being mentioned in
r/copywriting ⊠wrote the most ripped-off copywriting
proïŹle on Upwork ⊠single-handedly destroyed a popular
âgroup buyâ piracy website ⊠and scientiïŹcally proven to
have written the worldâs craziest welcome email.
8. â âYou suck.â âBen Settle
â âGet out of my inbox, you creep.â âBrian Kurtz
â âWhat is this trash?â âDrayton Bird
â âTerrible.â âRamit Sethi
â âToo long, didnât read.â âChris Orzechowski
â âI hope my readers never see your crapâ âTroy Ericson
Random Insults I Get
9. â âOne of Australiaâs top copywritersâ âBen Settle
â âYou are a force!â âBrian Kurtz
â âAstonishing.â âDrayton Bird
â âVery impressive.â âRamit Sethi
â âVery funny.â âChris Orzechowski
â âI hope my readers never see your crapâ âTroy Ericson
What They Really Said
24. âA few years ago, NAME was spending 10 hours a
day dealing with miserable, pissed-off customers
as a call-center rep.
"I knew I needed to get out of there" he said.
NAME wanted to do more with his life...â
27. âToday I want to tell you about one of the
strangest email marketers I ever met.
The ïŹrst time I ever heard of NAME was when I
was browsing Reddit âŠ
⊠and I came across a thread with this title:â
32. âToday I want to tell you about one of the
strangest email marketers I ever met.
The ïŹrst time I ever heard of NAME was when I
was browsing Reddit âŠ
⊠and I came across a thread with this title:â
35. The Sitcom Principle
â Create a personal bond with the reader
â Other peopleâs stories are told from your perspective
â Make characters of the people in your life
â Personal brand: your daily life
â Businesses: use your business âworldâ
â Introduce outside disturbances or dilemmas to the âmain castâ
41. It is in HUMAN
NATURE to want
to watch
disagreement
42. Disagreements We Watch For Fun
â School ïŹghts
â Sports matches
â Trash-talking UFC ïŹghters
â Comment sections under videos/articles
â Letters to the editor section
â Anywhere people ïŹght
43. Ways To Fight
â Fight with a person/group
â Disagreement with Stefan Georgi re: AI
â Takedown of GroupInsiders
â Fight with a belief/view
â Non-native copywriters shouldnât write in English
â My email on vaccines
â MAGA vs. Antifa
â Fight with a troll/hater
â The guy who ripped off my homepage
â The guy who dissed Upwork in One Hour publicly
â Random trolls
48. Unique Insights From Me
â My storytelling model/style
â The Parallel Welcome Sequence
â Why I donât track conversion %
â âEntertainmentâ can be âvalueâ
â My ïŹve-stage market research approach
49. Other Businesses
â Stock tip newsletter â the picks you canât ïŹnd anywhere else
â Alcohol subscription service â scour the world for the best wine/whisky each
month and talk it up
â Online drum lessons/courses â a new special drum tactic lesson that month
that you only just discovered and canât wait to teach it
â Local bike store â well, youâre local, so you ARE their only choice âŠ
52. All of the above
works better if you
do it LIVE
53. Keep It Live âŠ
â Stories that happened to you that day, not from the past
â Controversies that are burning right now
â Hate mail you just got (you can stoke the ïŹames â I recently kept a theme up for
4 days)
â Insights youâre just discovering â keeps you at the forefront
â Products/inventory you just got â seems exclusive, live, real