1. A brief summary of the status quo

2. College Fun present state of business Love
4% 5%
0%
Work
11%
Bullshit
80%

3. Not
learning
No interest
No
motivation
Failure

4. Reading Getting drunk
senseless blogs without reason
Watching
tremendously
Drugs
stupid youtube
videos
Looking at Playing never-
stupid internet ending video
sites games
Watching Spending
stupid TV series money
Fun Writing about
Pissing other
all that on
people off
twitter

5. 20
18
16
boring girls
14
12
10 ugly girls
8
6
girls that have a
4
boyfriend
2
0 girls that are not
interested
cool girls

6. Leave the Arrive at
office the office
Write
Turn on
some
the PC
emails
Get Check out
another some
coffee emails
Go to Hang
lunch around
Watch
Get a
Married
with coffee
Children
Switch on
the TV

7. Things that
Things that
don‘t make
make sense
sense

13. Make money
the spam
industry
Send them to
way!
your so called
„friends“ and
all your
Create contacts in
senseless your email
PowerPoint account
presentations