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Who Are You Again? The Best Tweets of @BDGarp
1. Who Are You
Again? The Best
Tweets of
@BDGarp
A PowerPoint presentation by
@FlyoverJoel to benefit the @sucittaM
& Danielle Parise Medical Fund
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5. Trend of Divorce Rates to Being Eaten by a Bear Over Time
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6. Modern Love
• Look, I’m not going to lie to you.
Wait, that’s not true; that’s a lie, already.
Sorry, everything’s a lie I guess. You look
pretty though.
• I’m just a boy standing in front of a
girl, asking her to move so I can see the
television.
• I want you to feel like you can tell me
anything but not actually do that.
• I asked a pretty girl in a bar where she had
been for nearly all my life. She said “Not
born.”
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11. It’s time we start ignoring other
people.
Never give up, unless you’re tired, or
lazy or just really bad at stuff.
First rule of thumb: Thumbs
shouldn’t have rules. That just makes
no fucking sense.
I just saw a woman fall in the street
so I asked if she wanted help or sex
because I don’t know her or her
hierarchy of needs.
Wisdom for the Ages
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13. Did you ever have sex so good
you had to wake up from your
dream and tell your cats?
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16. In Conclusion
• No one can take away your dignity if you don’t
have any.
• Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the
balls before you realize “This can’t be right.”
• Some idiot just told an elevator joke ON an
elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
• I just spent two hours holding the door open
for an old guy at Denny’s.
17. The presentation was created as part of an auction to raise money for the
@sucittaM & Danielle Parise Medical Care Fund.
For more information, and to donate, please visit this link:
Follow @BDGarp on Twitter, and/or check out the rest of his Top Tweets!
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“Remember the last time you dropped everything to help someone?
They do.” – Brian Christopher Drury (BDGarp) 8/26/2012