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The TeaPartyCat Guide to the 2012 Election
- 1. The TeaPartyCat Guide to the 2012 Election
- 2. Todd Akin: "I misspoke when I said a woman can't get pregnant from legitimate rape. What I meant was I don't give two shits if she does."
- 3. U.S. Budget Federal Budget PBS Funding Mitt Romney: "I'll balance the federal budget and cut taxes by cutting Big Bird. PBS accounts for .000000000000001% of our budget!"
- 4. GOP billionaires outspent Dems 7-to-1 in Wisconsin, so Walker had better win. I'd hate for this election to be stolen by voters.
- 5. Mitt Romney's website also calls for 16,000 more horses and 24,000 more bayonets.
- 6. That awkward moment when Republican men realize that getting rid of abortion and contraception means paying a lot more child support.
- 7. The Romney campaign app lets you see what his positions are. And it refreshes every 5 minutes so you can see the changes! Error 404 Position Not Found Tues Nov 6 2012 3:13:30 PM EDT 111.111.111.1 tried to load www.romneypositiononabortion.com/stance User Agent = AOL Error: We don’t know what position you are looking for but it’s not here! Please click refresh to try again!
- 8. On the 5th Day Mitt Rested First Week in Office: Day 1: Repeal everything Obama. Day 2: Invade Iran. Day 3: Invade Russia. Day 4: Give haircuts to local high school students.
- 9. I feel bad for Tagg Romney. He's such a loyal son he wants to punch people every time they call his father a liar. Must be exhausting. Percent of People to Punch 60 50 40 30 20 Percent of People to 10 Punch 0 People Tagg People Tagg Undecided Wants To Punch Doesn't Want Punchees to Punch
- 10. "Next up on Fox News: Are gays or climate change responsible for these horrible storms? We'll ask 3 Bible experts what they think."
- 11. Mitt Romney's Debate Strategy • 1. Throw out a few numbers. 2. Say "leadership" in every sentence. 3. Give no detail. 4. Repeat #2.
- 12. Sure, Paul Ryan pretended to volunteer at a soup kitchen for photos, but I think Ayn Rand Deficit Reduction Plan would be proud he didn't actually help the poor. Cut Taxes For the Rich That awkward moment when Mitt Romney says his tax plan Cut Support won't cut taxes for the rich or for the cost $5 trillion and his web site Poor says the opposite.
- 13. Mitt Romney is right. Government doesn't create jobs. Except for teachers, soldiers, firemen, policemen, park rangers--
- 14. Fox News headline: "Bill Clinton bores country for 45 minutes with fact- checking and arithmetic"
- 15. Weather models were accurate about Sandy. It's good to see climate scientists do some good instead of making up stuff about global warming.
- 16. That awkward moment when Scott Walker is trying to rid Wisconsin of unions and then watches replacement refs ruin a Green Bay Packers game.
- 17. That awkward moment when Mitt Romney says airplane windows should roll down and none of his base thinks there's anything wrong with that.
- 18. GOP unveiled a new Voter ID law that requires voters show any of these forms of ID: state photo ID, NRA Vote More Chikin! membership, or Chick-fil-A receipt.
- 19. That awkward moment when a guy who made hundreds of millions laying people off realizes all those fired workers are voters.
- 20. Please Vote! All Tweets graciously provided by @TeaPartyCat – www.twitter.com/teapartycat All slides and selections provided by @FlyoverJoel – www.twitter.com/flyoverjoel