1. The End of the World Seems To Be
Happening a Lot More Often Than It
Used To
By
@FlyoverJoel @peterbyrnes

2. Part One: Communication during the
Apocalypse

3. Problem Solved.

4. POKE
Freak the fuck out
HIGH Maybe it’s better than another
2000 posts of “Happy
Tea Party Convention
ELEVATED Birthday!!1!11! LOL!”
Eat babies first
GUARDED
TSA body cavity searches
LOW
Kitten videos

5. WORLD’S
GREATEST
ZOMBIE

6. It’s a PowerPoint inside a PowerPoint if that doesn’t fucking
blow your drug addled mind. Also, don’t forget to add your
notes.

7. Part Two: Living in the Apocalypse

8. Your hopes and dreams for the future…
Will most likely be eaten by the
hopes and dreams of someone
poorer. Probably raw with a
Pepsi Salad as a side for good
colon health.
Your face is delicious.

9. 37 years of $10 bills in my birthday card doesn’t give
you the right to cut in line Grandma.

10. The Vikings only died out because they didn’t know you had to cook your
enemy to an internal temperature of 425 degrees before eating.

11. Thank Christ this is NOT to scale.

13. The first act by our cat
overlords will be to try Bob
Barker as a war criminal.
There are no atheists in a litter box.

14. Virgins make volcanos burp.

15. Zombie Flu Flowchart

16. Much like finding the right
pony or brunette to ride at a
strip club, picking the right
way to die is essential to
making history.

17. Part Three: Apocalypse History

18. No panda bears die from lung cancer.
Because pandas only smoke after sex.
They sure look cute doing animated karate
and going extinct though.

19. With their tiny arms, the T-Rex was the carnie of the dinosaur era.

20. Marge, the Johnson family put their beer bottles in the trash again.
Maybe they will notice if I put them on the curb.

21. Three skulls walk into a bar.

22. This has been an end of the world presentation
From @Flyoverjoel & @peterbyrnes
Read Pete’s tweets at http://twitter.com/peterbyrnes
Read Joel’s tweets at http://twitter.com/flyoverjoel