DEAR NSA,A quick work by Emiland De Cubber@emilanddc - www.emiland.me
Dear NSA,You can do whatever you want with my data.
But not with my eyes.
Those slides are hideous.I would have expected better from you...
#SRSLY!?
Let me take care of your slides.
PRISMIntroducing
The number one sourceof raw intelligence.
How can we monitor everything ?U.S. &CANADAEUROPEAFRICAASIA &PACIFICLATIN AMERICA& CARRIBEAN4,972 Gbps2,721Gbps2,946Gbps11...
What will you receive in collection?Email Chat Videos PhotosFile Transfers Login Activity SocialMediaProfilesMany more dat...
From which sources?Microsoft Google Yahoo!Facebook PalTalk YouTubeSkype Aol Apple
What is the plan?2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan?09/11/072007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/082007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/092007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/09 09/24/102007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/09 09/24/1002/06/1103/31/112007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/09 09/24/1002/06/1103/31/11 Added Oct. 122007 2008 2009 2010 2011 ...
How much?$ 20Mper year(It’s worth it. Come on, that’s a lot of data)
PRISMWelcome to a new world.
Even if you are not a government agency,I would be happy to help you with your next presentation.or contact me at :hello@e...
Thanks to all these people!FontLato by Łukasz DziedzicSymbols by The Noun ProjectPrism by Martha OrmistonEmail by Douglas ...
Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.
Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.
Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.
Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.
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  1. DEAR NSA,A quick work by Emiland De Cubber@emilanddc - www.emiland.me
  2. Dear NSA,You can do whatever you want with my data.
  3. But not with my eyes.
  4. Those slides are hideous.I would have expected better from you...
  5. #SRSLY!?
  6. Let me take care of your slides.
  7. PRISMIntroducing
  8. The number one sourceof raw intelligence.
  9. How can we monitor everything ?U.S. &CANADAEUROPEAFRICAASIA &PACIFICLATIN AMERICA& CARRIBEAN4,972 Gbps2,721Gbps2,946Gbps11 Gbps5Gbps343Gbps40Gbps1,345GbpsSo is your targets’ data.Most of the world’s communicationsare flowing through the U.S.Internation Internet Bandwidth
  10. What will you receive in collection?Email Chat Videos PhotosFile Transfers Login Activity SocialMediaProfilesMany more data sources available upon request.
  11. From which sources?Microsoft Google Yahoo!Facebook PalTalk YouTubeSkype Aol Apple
  12. What is the plan?2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  13. What is the plan?09/11/072007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  14. What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/082007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  15. What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/092007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  16. What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/09 09/24/102007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  17. What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/09 09/24/1002/06/1103/31/112007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  18. What is the plan?09/11/07 03/12/0801/14/0906/03/0912/07/09 09/24/1002/06/1103/31/11 Added Oct. 122007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  19. How much?$ 20Mper year(It’s worth it. Come on, that’s a lot of data)
  20. PRISMWelcome to a new world.
  21. Even if you are not a government agency,I would be happy to help you with your next presentation.or contact me at :hello@emiland.meVisitwww.emiland.me
  22. Thanks to all these people!FontLato by Łukasz DziedzicSymbols by The Noun ProjectPrism by Martha OrmistonEmail by Douglas NashConversation by Murali KrishnaSuper 8 Camera by John CasertaPolaroids by Johan H. W. BasbergPaper Clip by Marie CoonsKey by William J. SalvadorCommunity by Rémy MédardSocial Media IconsSimple Icons by Dan LeechProofreadingMack McConnell

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