6. Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel. Seattle, Washington
7. And men claim they can't meet classy women anywhere? Go figure! Louisville , Kentucky
8. Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoodle is wearing?? I can't look again or I'll go blind. Mountain Brook, Alabama
9. For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts in her shirt ... simply because there is no possible way that can be anything other than two pork roasts in her shirt. Can't be! Forestdale , Alabama
10. No way, Laquanda, absolutely not! That outfit does not at all make you look like a Hooker. Midlothian, Virginia
11. It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs. Houston , Texas
12. This is perfectly understandable. This one was just on her way to the Country Club when she remembered she needed some coffee and a couple of yoga videos. Besides, she thought toherself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin'. Nashville , Tennessee
13. Is that a baby dangling from Raylene's waist like a fanny pack??? I don't believe I've everseen anything like that before. The only thing wrong with the gene pool around the Ozarks is there's no lifeguard. Fort Smith, Arkansas
14. I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein, because she always seems so surprised and interested in what I have to say. Grand Rapids , Michigan
15. Holy Golden Delusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!! Alpharetta , Georgia
16. Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine. Loves Park , Illinois
17. Now I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans to do with that pie filling, but there is just something about her that tells me she doesn't bake, she doesn't watch Rachael Ray, andshe has no intention of using that pie filling in the kitchen. La Verne , California
18. I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. Moreover, I will beeternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches the truck to explode. Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle. Spring, Texas
19. Someone else can try to figure out what she's doing, because I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach - like RIGHT NOW!!
