1. Why Santa Would Beat Peter Pan
In a Fight to the Death
A Presentation

2. Santa’s Pros
• Bad Ass Sleigh
• Reindeer
• Gifts
• Bitches Love Gifts
• Red Suit
• Beard
• He Killed Bin Ladin
• Children Adore Him
• He knows everything.

3. Santa’s Cons
• He Knows Everything
• He May be Sluggish Due to Obsessive Eating of
Sweets and Candies.
• He Beats His Elves, This Is Only a Rumor, But
True!

4. Peter’s Pros
• His Name’s Peter (lol)
• He Has Fairy Bitches
• He Has an Island, I Mean, C’Mon

5. Peter’s Cons
• He’s a Pedophile
• He Kidnaps Children
• He’s Smaller Than Santa
• He’s a Faggot

6. Santa’s a Ninja-Jedi
• It’s true. What does he do the other 366 days
a year, he trains in being a Ninja-Jedi, because
he has all the mad skills to do so. Rudolph’s
nose is a lightsaber crystal from the…Mars.