Smith, Levine, and West is a startup that provides cancel culture insurance for society's honest.
Utilizing AI from OpenAI's ChatGPT, social media profiles, and our questionnaire, find out your honesty score and get insured against being cancelled!
Disclaimer: This is a parody.
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Smith Levine West: Cancel Culture Insurance
1. This company, slide deck, and the beliefs herein are entirely fictional, intended as parody for an event. Don’t cancel me. SLW doesn’t actually exist.
2. Did you vote for Donald Trump?
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3. Do you smoke weed?
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4. Do you shoot guns?
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5. Do you love AOC?
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6. Do you have questionable views on gender, race,
politics, religion, or other hot-button issues?
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7. Are you terrified of your partner, employer, or
Facebook friends finding out about your true self?
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8. This company, slide deck, and the beliefs herein are entirely fictional, intended as parody for an event. Don’t cancel me. SLW doesn’t actually exist.
9. 40% of Americans have engaged in self-
censorship…and 25% of Americans are afraid of
losing their job for something they believe.1
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10. At SLW, we combine a confidential candidate
questionnaire with analysis of your social media
profiles to provide you with a Honesty Score™.
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SLW•AI Intelligence Engine
12. SLW•AI’s model uses GPT-4 (in limited partnership
with OpenAI), alongside proprietary underwriting
algorithms to determine candidate risk.
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13. Our Honesty score allows us to properly insure you,
your beliefs, & your voice against social ostracizing, at
low cost to you based on your score & selected plan.
When SLW customers are “cancelled”, they get paid.
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14. Plans forEveryOccasion
With price points foreveryone, maximizing coverage and revenue
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15. ATeamwith Experience in Social Exile
combining cancel-proof talentwith top-tierstartup experience
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16. SmallAsk, BigVision
puttingyourcapital toworkin the insurance markets
$50m in a SAFE round at a $200m valuation
Use of Funds
• R&D team
• Initial Insurance Treasury
• Insure Ourselves
Haley Zapolski • Adam Neumann
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