Pinkslam News with Code Pink

2.  Beautiful skies in the nation.
 No blockage in traffic.
 The lane is clear.
 Our fave is on the go, go, GO.
 Double knot your shoelaces, make sure you
have on your comfortable attire, make sure
you have everything you need, the Pinkslam
Support Force (PSF) is in full effect.

3.  All that budge will get trampled.
You step out of line and question
Please be aware of the following. the journey, bitch we knocking you
down, stepping on you and
keeping it pushing. Every step
Nicki makes, we take a step
behind her. You can stand still and
question if you want to.
 Note: Once you have jumped ship,
Pinkslam Insurance doesn't cover any fees
for your hurt feelings if you should be
snatched, dragged, or read. Coverage for
barbs only.

4. A promised treat delivered last
night courtesy of your queen,
the one & only, the reason the
Earth spins, your fave Nicki
Minaj.
Though we didn’t James
Bond our mission assigned,
our fave still rewarded us
despite our mall cop flop.

5. The album art cover is poppin.
& the deluxe album art cover is poppin
poppin.
Double the pops. Good brand bitch. Orville.
 All you other begging ass teams need to move
your bowls. Hoes, we greedy over here. We’ve

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Bitch yo fave ain’t
holding our attention 22
seconds.
Not nearly as
Soft Porn.

7. Hustles will increase, the grinds
will get crucial, schools will be
paid dust and job employers
will get the deuces in their face Sorry HB. But
…twice. we're just keeping
“i quit!" *deuces* it real.
"thanks for the last
check! PINK
FRIDAY TOUR
HOE!“ *deuces*

8. A big chance of severe thunder storms over in Bumland
but we are all blue skies over here in the Nation of
Pinkslam.

9. bright sun.
smiling rainbows.
ever so gentle
breezes.
perfect weather to
get out & promote
as we parade
through the streets
in pride of the
Roman Empire.

10. we are clear on this side. the lane is open. the roads
are promising. destinations will be made with no
setbacks.
April 3! for your own safety, we ask & highly
recommend that all CF clear the way by April 2. TM
will not be held accountable for any injuries caused
by spazzing. to say that in advance, we apologize
we would like
for any pushing, shoving, kicking, scratching,
climbing, punching, mushing, clawing, and
screaming while making our ways into the stores
on April 3rd...yeah....we WOULD like to say that
BUT...in reality, we really don't give a fuck. ROMAN

11. BUT because • April 3rd, log THE fuck off
we would rather because the sites will crash. if it
make it through has nothing to do with a purchase
the purchase of Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded
and actually get on itunes, walmart.com,
to listen to the target.com, amazon.com and any
album instead of other site, hoe close all tabs &
getting arrested minimize your browser. you are in
and being our way.
separated from • When you hear the stampede
this in the parking lot, we advise all
masterpiece, we CF to step to the side, hide
ask that you behind your cars, clear the
take note of the route to the fuckin doors, and
following advice. cling on tight to your children
because any blockage will get
knocked THE fuck to the left.

12. • when you hear any track from Pink Friday
blasting out of the speakers from a car at
least 5 cars back, please be cautious, pull
over to the side of the road and take cover in
a ditch.
• on April 3, stop signs are irrelevant, red lights
only apply to CF, and every citizen of
Pinkslam has the right away. No time can be
• For every extra 4 seconds yielding for a
sacrificed.
crosser, a PF:RR is being sold and you are
increasing our chances of reaching the store
before they are out of stock.
• Matter fact, stock up. Bottles of water and can
goods, bitches. It's just best to stay inside on
April 3, 2012 and wait it out.

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