1. Hello! And welcome to the Bawse Legacy: Makeovers Yo.
Last Time: We LOST Tara *cries*. Adam almost crashed but partly due
to laziness and playing ahead we remained plotless.
Davin made more moves on the maid.
Kristen and Gabby grew up without a nose.
The Spare kids and main kids became friends; we gained a new spare
kid: Benny an adorable alien.
Thatâs about it, on with the show!
2. Weâre actually gonna start this one off with the spare kids.
That is Davin, if you remember, who is one of two of Amanda and
Davidâs children. He has a twin named Danner.
Hey, I thought you wanted the maid?
âWell, she wonât exactly want me if Iâm inexperienced, now will she?â
I see your logic.. Now you can back up those empty innuendoes.
âEmpty? Iâll do all those things and more. But this way, Iâll know how.â
3. IF youâre thinking: Chan, I thought Davin liked girls! All this time you
led us on! Iâm signing off from this whole story, my life is a lie.
Well I say, settle down there reader because:
Thatâs not Davinâs⊠Itâs Dannerâs.
And I know itâs confusing to keep up with, I struggle too. Just try to
remember, Dav has the shorter hair and likes the maid.
Dan likes⊠boys.
4. This is Davinâs.
Danner: Oh ok, so not only do I not get facetime, but I canât even reach
the date you dropped off for me!!! Youâre showing favoritism Chan!
Itâs not my fault youâre boring and Davin is the sex.
Danner: I can be the sex too if you just showed me attention!
Shh, Davinâs date is starting!
5. Davin! Is this how you gain experience??
Well no but⊠Weâre best friends sooooâŠ. I thought this would make her
happyâŠ
You have 6 nice points! Why are you so mean?? Quit noogying her, you
have to show women love, affection, roman-
I think a couple of kisses ought to hold her over for a bit.
6. âHow was that?â
âMm⊠It was ok. You could use a little work though. Youâd think youâd
never kissed a girl before.â
âUh⊠What? What kind of loser would I be to have only kissed one girl?â
âHehe I know silly, Iâm just saying. Youâre so shy about it.â
Note to self: Less shy. More tongue.
7. Why do you always take pictures of me when Iâm not doing anything?
Oh, but you are doing something Benny.
Yeah? Whatâs that?
Being hot!
*sigh* Iâm leaving.
Hate to see you goâŠ. But I love to watch you leave! OH!
8. âWow Davin, youâre such a good kisser.â
âYes! Thanks toots, now skedaddle.â
âBut, we still have an hour left on our date!â
âYeah but⊠I just got home from school⊠AndâŠ. I donât like you.â
ââŠYouâre so dreamy..â
âRiight.. Iâm going to hang out with my brother, this was fun.â
âCall me!â
âAhh, probably wonât but ok!â
9. Back at the main house, we see Hailey doing much better than she did
in her youth at fishing.
Well, I had to get good at it one day.
Had it been up to you, youâd be good on day one.
But since it wasnât, I just waited and bided my time. Now look at me. Iâm
awesome.
10. âHailey! HAILEY! HAILEY!!!!â
âWhat dad??â
âWhy are you serving me food???â
ââŠWhat?â
âIâm tired! Not hungry!â
âThen go to bed!â
âBut Iâm hungry!!!â
âWha- then eat!!!!â
11. âSeriously Chan? There is literally NO reason for this picture!!â
Who says youâre even the subject of it! I could be looking at that crisp
newspaper over there!
âWere you??â
I donât have to explain myself to you! I made you!!
âSo no. You werenât!â
12. âHey cuz, how ya holding up?â
âIâm alright. Could be better, definitely could be worse.â
âSpeaking of worse, I hear grandpaâs going nuts.â
âYeah, heâs banana sandwiches. Mom says half his mind is gone since he
lost grandma.â
âWell⊠Look on the bright side. Even with half a mind heâs smarter than
Snookie!â
13. âLook at the camera Benny, youâre ruining the sexy image.â
âNo. No way dude, Iâm tired of being used for my looks!!!â
âWell, Chan. You can use me whenever!â
Donât worry⊠I will! :D
14. âSee, she was going to get you anyway. There was no escaping another
face picture.â
âBut Dav you donât understand. She takes these pictures of us for no
reason. None what so ever! Weâre not saying or doing anything
important right now. She just wants to show us off.â
âIs that such a bad thing?? Our looks deserve to be displayed Benny. So
suck it up, and give a few smolders.â
15. âYouâre going to have to take care of them, you know.â
ââŠI knowâŠâ
âYouâre gonna be the man of the house. Of the legacy. Thatâs not an easy
job. And itâs not a task I give lightly to just anyone.â
âI know..â
âYou gotta make sure the house gets bigger and more elaborate and way
too fancy.â
âI know.â
16. âAnd the kids have to be taken care of. Thereâs no plot now, but who
knows what may come in the future.â
âI know..â
âAnd keep an eye on Gabby. Sheâs sweet, naĂŻve, and not shiny. Sheâll get
eaten alive out there. Kris is fine. Sheâs shiny, itâs a defense mechanism.â
âGot it.â
âAnd buy some fish. I always wanted some fish.â
âFish. Got it.â
17. I feel like itâs so appropriate that he finally maxes the Logic skill point.
The chess board was like a central theme in his life and now at the end
he finally he gets what heâs worked at.
Well, I had to do it eventually. Now I have a shot at winning. Although,
Zack is worse at chess than I am. I shouldâve been playing him a long time
ago. I could have beaten him without the skill points!
18. âUghhhh, why is this game so hard?? Can we play video games instead?â
âNo, take your beating like a man.â
âBut⊠Itâs not very fun.â
âTrust me. I know. I had to go through it my entire adult and elder life!
My own daughter mollywopped me at chess. Try swallowing that bitter
pill!â
19. âBut anyway⊠Back to the matter at hand: Make sure you meet lots of
new people. The Legacy wonât function if we donât have friends.â
âWell, there are three popularity sims living here right now⊠Making
friends wonât be a problem.â
âGood good.. Well.. I think thatâs all the tips I have. Check mate.â
âFinally! Thank you! Iâve never been so happy to lose in my life.â
Now.. Itâs about that time for a grand send offâŠ
20. Close your eyes and just hear me sing
One last long good bye
One last song before you spread your wings
There's so much left to say
And before this moment slips away
What a wonderful life
For as long as you've been at my side
And I want you to know
I loved you so
21. The cold night calls And all that I am you let me be
And the tears fall like rain I will remember you
It's so hard letting go For all that you've done
And given to me
Of the one thing I'll never
Oh love will remain
replace This I concede
And soon you will be gone Now and forever more
But these words they will live Because of you now I believe
on I believe
22. And though our days come to an end
Know I'll never love like this again
What a wonderful life
And with one last embrace
As the tears fall like rain you're gone
And with one last goodbye
As you fade out tonight you're gone.
Ohhh...
23. Is it gonna hurt?
Nah, I doubt it. I hear itâs faster and easier than falling asleep.
Thank you Chan.. You gave me a family. I wouldnât ask for a different
creator.
And thank you Adam. You gave me headaches, laughs, and a great
start. I wouldnât ask for a different founder. Although, you couldâve
been a little less difficult.
24. I was kind of difficult in the beginning, wasnât I?
Yes. Look at your face, you wonât even give me a regular face!
Regular is for suckers. Itâs not like you wanted me to be normal
anyway.
I didnât really have a choice, now did I?
Nope and thatâs you loved about me. Iâm as sticky as a leech in
molasses.
25. Whatâs taking so long?
Iâm not sure⊠Hey Grim, you wanna hurry this up?
Donât rush the sexy saunter Chan. These things take time.
27. Your time to partyyyyy! Whereâs the aloha brah? Arenât you happy to
see me?
âUh Grim, why would I ever be happy to die??â
Well youâre gonna see your wahine again, youâre gonna chill near the
moana, and just take it easy. Whatâs not to be Hauâoli about??
âThat does sound pretty awesomeâŠâ
âWaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!â
28. Donât be sad.. I love you sweetheart..
âIâm gonna miss you dadâŠâ
Adam left money to: Dennis ($8,800), Laura ($6,300), Kristen ($2,450),
Gabby ($2,350), and Hailey ($9,800)
29.
30. âThanks a lot for my date, Matchmaker.â
âOh think nothing of it, Sweet. Iâm sure the two of you will be very happy
together.â
âI know we will, I paid enough.. But whoâs he?â
âHim? Oh, heâs but a⊠random passerby... Think nothing of himâŠâ
31. âShe, is who you should be concerned with my dear. Donât fret over
unnecessary plot points.â
âHmm⊠Plot points eh?.... Yeah, youâre right!â
32. âSo⊠Lesbi-honest⊠You think Iâm cute right?â
âMmâŠâ
âBecause I noticed you noticing me and I just want to put you on notice
that I notice you too.â
âHehe wow Gabby, who knew you had such a way with words..â
âWell I usually donât. Itâs just.. When Iâm around you I just canât think
straight.â
Haha, itâs funny because sheâs gay. Straight.. Gay⊠Get it?... Alright.
33. âUmm⊠While Iâm all for a good lap dance, in the middle of the day while
my parents are home doesnât seem like the best time to do it.â
34. â I had a good time, Gabs.â
âYeah, me too Tori. Iâm glad you fell from the sky. Which is way too easy
to make a pick up line out of.â
âWell, I just met you. And this is crazy.. But hereâs my number, so call me
maybe?â
âAbsolut- Waaait a minute! What you did there, I see it.â
36. âIâm like an astronaut Mr. Zack. Not important now, but one day, Iâll be
the driving force behind this legacy.â
âRight⊠But.. Astronauts are important..â
âName one reason why.â
ââŠSpace discovery?â
âName two reasons why.â
âGo home.â
37. How Zack. You gave your wife sunburn.
âWell, I give her hot lovinâ.â
Grody, I did not want to know that. And the viewers didnât either.
âYes you did, it was on everyoneâs mind. They were all like âomg, how
does he do it?â So like a good gentleman, I answered it.â
âAnd he does do it pretty hotly. My tan can vouch for that.â
Panning away, now.
38. Whereâs my bed?? I had a bed here darnit and I want it back!!
First off, hello to you too Tara. Secondly, there was never a bed back
there. The house is no where near that spot. Youâre in the backyard.
And finally, thatâs not even your bed! You never slept in that bed, you
just relaxed on it. Once!!! Why are you being difficult??
Because Iâm dead. We can do that.
39. I died here. Now theyâre making out on my grave.
40. âHey honey!â
âHey sweet. Whatâre you up to tonight?â
âOh you know, just complaining about a bed that was never mine.
Whatâre you up to?â
âThink Iâll go scare the kids, make sure theyâre always on their toes.â
âSounds great! Being a ghost is awesome!â
43. Your grandfather possessed you.
âWhat? Ghosts canât do that in SimsâŠâ
Well, your eyes went crazy and Iâm convinced you were possessed.
âOh gosh⊠Am I a ghost now??â
You were always a ghost. Thatâs why youâre so shiny.
âChan! Donât lie to my daughter like that!â
Sorry sorry.
44. Gabby youâre hot, but⊠Iâve already settled on Kristen. And your nose
is a bit odd and⊠Youâre just not shiny enough. I think this is the first
time weâre getting a good look at the kids whose stats are:
Family Sim; LTW: Become Hand of Poseidon
4/10/4/8/6
Turn on & off: Fat & Make-up. Stink
45. Then thereâs Kristen. She seems more unique looking, custom skin and
eyes.
Her stats are:
Popularity Sim, shocker.
4/9/4/4/6 very much like her sisterâs. Just a little more mellow
LTW: Media Magnate
Turn on and off: Blonde & Custom. Red
46. âLook mom, Iâm a chicken!â
âThatâs great Sweety, but how did you get that feather halo?â
âIâm actually not sure⊠A little afraid actually.â
âHey, when you wake up shiny, then you can be afraid. Til then, shut up.
You guys donât know fear!!! I know fear!!!â
âOh hush Kristen, youâre skintone is just a random glitch. Stop being so
dramatic.â
47. I invited over my cousins so that we could keep the bond alive before
college.
Davin came home from school with me, thatâs why heâs still in his
uniform.
Danner was complaining about the lack of facetime.
The other twins tagged along with Dan, who knows which is which.
48. âSo guys, since weâre almost not teenagers anymore, we should totally
meet lots of new people! Just greet every random passerby we see.â
âBut Kris, didnât you do that once with the Ottomas' kids?â
âYeah, and she tried to turn your mom?â
ââŠLetâs not talk about that. That was a minor casualty. Nothing more.â
49. This is one of the Ottomas kids. I think heâs cute! He looks like his dad
but it fits on him. He was one of the random passerby that the kids
greeted and made friends with.
50. Party ended up awesome and Benny showed up just to leave.
51. âCHAN!!!!â
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT youâre hot!! And honestly, this is a very good
picture!
âIâm never coming over again.â
Alright alright! Iâve just never had an alien baby before⊠Iâll lay offâŠâŠ..
52. âNo boys.â
âLots of boys, she needs a spouse honey.â
âOne boy. Once.â
âTwo boys twice.â
â..Bang em all!â
âGabby!â
âSorry dad!â
âGot it. Boys sometimes maybe. Iâll call when I get there.â
53. âHere you go Aunt Laura.â
âThanks hot shot.â
âNo problem. No problem at all.â
âYeah Aunt Laura, you play music so well.â
âSo well.â
âOh stop it boys, you flatter me.â
Yes. Stop it. Sheâs your aunt. Itâs time to go anyway.
55. âCan I go dad?â
âMmm⊠Nope.â
âWhaa- why not?â
âYou just grew up!â
âIâm a spare kid. We all just grew up!â
âAnswerâs still no. Maybe when youâre older kiddo.â
âUgh fine dad⊠Other dad wouldâve said yes.â
57. Can I melt now?
Davin Devereaux
2 sloppy; 5 outgoing; 7 active; 7 playful; 6 nice
Fortune sim, Psych Major
LTW: Reach the top of the Law Career
Turn ons and off: Red & Brown hair. Vampires
61. Overall, itâs a bit odd⊠but not too bad. The hot pink pants are a bit of
an eye sore though.
I kind of like Davâs outfit though. A bit stern, but itâs nice.
62. And this lovely guy is our placeholder from last yearâŠ. Tyler?
âAre you talking to me?â
Course not, air doesnât talk.
âOh, right, of course. Well, see ya later air. Iâm off to meet some hot
chicks!â
63. âSo, I have two lovers. And I hope Iâm not coming on too strong when I
say, I would love to make you number three.â
âAnd I hope Iâm not coming on too strong when I say, you try anything on
me and youâll wake up without an ear!â
âWhoa, whoa. Thatâs pretty harsh there, chica. I just want to give you
some lovinâ.â
64. I just couldnât wait to live in a Greek house and pledge my motherâs
fraternity. It was going to be a great way to make more friends!
Then, when my kids went to college, they would live in the Greek house
and weâd become legendary!
Hehe, little Greek House babies. All the more people to make friends
with!
65. âOooh baby baby!â
âThatâs right. Gimme the compliments. We canât resist the Romance
Allure.â
âI wouldnât want to resist it if I could.â
The beginning of the end. It gets so much worse for him and I donât
even exactly know why.
66. I love how every face is a varying degree of hatred.
67. What? Heâs hot.
No heâs not.
Ew sis.
OH MI GAWD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
WellâŠâŠ I mean, no. Heâs not⊠I see her point
68. Time flew. Parties were thrown and lots of fun was had. I was quickly
becoming Big.. Girl? On campus and the Greek House was rising in rank.
I still hadnât made my way out to look for a spouse, Iâm sure Dad would
love to hear about that!
AH well, itâs much more important to make friends first. Dates can wait.
69.
70. It just continues to go downhill from here. As you can see in the
background, of the date I pushed outside so NO ONE would see, there
is a line of hatred.
Davin is waiting to slap him while the other twin has a stern Argue in
her queue.
Heâs not even in my legacy and Iâm fighting to keep him here.
71. We decided to buy a van.
So that if one of us ever decided to start dating, we wouldnât have to wait
for a taxi.
It was also really cheap and gave our House âpersonalityâ as Danner put
it.
72. âYouâre one of the Ottomas kids! Dude your siblings are kind of weird..
No offence.â
âNone taken. Thatâs why I moved out. There were like 7 children in that
house alone. Thanks but no thanks. Iâd rather not.â
73.
74. And Davin gets his own makeover slide. Why? Because I love him.
Last Slide: (top left) Kristen. (top right)⊠Which ever twin. Then the
other one is bottom left. And Danner is bottom right.
(Iâm not sure if you can tell⊠But I really donât like the girl twins. Not
sure why. I just donât like em.)
75. âI thought you were the nice mascot! I just wanted to play Kicky Bag!!â
âNobody plays Kicky Bag with the Llama⊠Iâm going rogue.â
76. âSo what do you think we should do about Mona and Tyler?â
âIâm not sure. I mean, I hate that guy, but I love Mona and I donât want to
see her hurt.â
âIâm right here guys.â
âYeah I understand. So we have to be sneaky.â
âTotally listening to your conversation.â
âYeah⊠But weâll get him out. One way or another.â
âRight. Now letâs head to class before Mona hears us. Bye Mona!â
78. But later that night, Lisa showâs her nicer side to none other thanâŠ
Jimmy Phoenix!
Iâve been wanting to pawn him off on someone since I got the sims
game. And now I see my shot!
79. âWhat do you want Dav? Youâre interrupting my date.â
âWhaaaa? Am I?? Oh boy, that was not my intent at all! I just really
wanted to tell you about⊠My ficus..â
ââŠYour ficus.â
âYup⊠Named.. Fern.â
âGet out of here!â
80. âAlright. I tried being Mr. Nice Guy.. Now it gets ugly.â
âHehehehe fluffy pillows!â
âIâm just softening you up for Woohoo!â
81. âSo itâs been pretty rainy lately huh?â
âNo stuff, Sherlock. Did you make that dazzling discovery yourself or did
you have help?â
âGod forbid the guy looks out of a window. He wouldnât know how to
find information if it literally rained on him.â
82. âIt never rains on me. Iâm the Llama. And Iâm going rogue. Where I go,
the sun follow. I punch the moon out of the sky and scare the sun to rise.
Iâm the Llama.â
83. And youâre still eating even though you know the food came from that
oven? Seriously?
Itâs college Chan. You do what you gotta do.
You have more than enough neat points to be freaked out by that.
Too many to not care but too few to not do it anyway.
84. There comes a point where you just have to say no. The cards, the
weather, the COMPETITION, nothing is in your favor.
Youâre gonna die lady. Just become a stripper. Get your tuition that
way.
85. âOh Tyler, it sucks that we have to sneak around.â
âI know Mona, but look at it this way. The sneaking is half the fun!â
âHmm⊠I suppose youâre right. But theyâre making big plans. Iâd look out
if I were you.â
âAh, they already slapped me. What else can they do?â
86. Benny Devereaux. But his real name is Bernard.. Lol. It just stuck I
suppose!
Fortune; Reach Golden Anniversary. Da fack?
0/10/2/10/10
Black Hair and Vampires
Full Face Make-up
90. âHoly crap⊠Is that a mailbox?â
ââŠI think it is Dav⊠I think⊠Thatâs a mailbox. It is.â
âDudes. Itâs so mailboxy! Itâs ahead of the mailbox game!â
âYou go mailbox! Be the best mailbox you can be!â
âYouâre already on your way kid.â
âWho knows, maybe youâll be a full blown newspaper one day!â
âWhoa Kristen⊠Whoa. Donât get its hopes up too much. Maybe itâll be a
tabloid or something, but letâs be realistic.â
91. And this is the night when all hell breaks loose. I really donât know why
they hate Tyler so much⊠but they do.
As you can see, Lisa (other twin in the white) is already frowning and
Davin is cracking his Knuckles of Justice, so it canât get any better from
here.
92. âIâm tired of you! Flirting with my sister! She deserves respect!!!â
âBut sheâs a Romance sim too!â
âYOU HAVE NO RIGHT!!!â
93. âDavin heâs already crying. Just leave him.â
âI canât man⊠The damage is done. Weâve come to far to turn back nowâŠ
This war will be won when the blood of the unrighteous runs down in
rivers around the feet of the Noble men, who serve their gods and their
kings WITH ALL THE LOYALTY OF THE-â
âJesus Davin, just hit him already!!â
94. âHe found her crown jewels!â
or âYup⊠Definitely a female.â
Or âHuh, is this what itâs like to get lucky?â
Or âHouston, we are ready for lift-off!â
Or âI lost my hand, and Iâm not ready to get it back.â
95. There were too many bloopers in this chapter lol
Next Time: We finish up college for this generation! Do the kids finally
start actually dating? Does Tyler move out?? Does Davin ever hit him?? Do
I learn the name of the twins?? And who is that random creeper in the
bandana????
Find out all this and less, next time!
Thanks for reading!