Josey Cartwright and his girlfriend Jeanine begin their college careers by moving into an on-campus dorm together. At a party hosted by the creepy Rex Lovelace, Josey and Jeanine engage in a woohoo dare that leaves Jeanine feeling publicly shamed. They struggle with poor service from glitchy NPCs and begin their studies, with Josey majoring in physical education and Jeanine in fine arts. Winter sets in as the couple goes on a coffee date, though the barista is non-functional due to glitches.
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The Good, The Bad, and The Uglacy, Chapter14, College Days are Here Again!
1. The Good, the Bad, and the Uglacy
Chapter 14
College Days Are Here Again!
2. Ah yes, it’s true I have university again, and my legacy will never be the same. Welcome back to the Cartwrights.
We are now on generation and Josey Cartwright is taking the reins, quite literally. This is a sim Legacy, 10
generations of no cheats, babies, birthdays, and mayhem. Just like real life.
If we were pixelated and all we had to do is wipe down one counter to clean our house, but I digress.
3. Let’s dive right in, because I’m lazy and I don’t feel like a recap . Our story starts with our future heir attending his best
friend’s high school graduation. I think Josey was supposed to graduate, but he’s failing school, so maybe not. Anyway, he
was trying to impress Venkat’s mom with a charming introduction, Samara, who was obviously not impressed.
“And then I caught the biggest fish you’ve ever seen. Who needs high school when you got those skills.”
“Can you move out of my way. I want to see my son actually graduate.”
4. And that was when he saw her… Venkat’s sister Jeanine. Now I want to make this clear. I have not played Don or Samara since I plopped them in the
middle of town again, after relocating. These babies were made in free will on story progression… because apparently Don and Samara have been busy.
They are okay by Legacy rules because they were not created in CAS. And as if Don and Samara being her parents were not enough, look at that nose!
“Well hello baby, why have we never met?”
“’Because you’re a loser who never goes to school.”
6. “There’s something about that boy I don’t like, Gage. He smells like legacy.”
“I agree mom. Legacy sims smell like bad hygiene, baby puke, and pancake mix.”
7. Just in case anyone is as curious as me, this is where Don, Samara, and Gage all live with Venkat and Jeanine and one dog. I had Rooster
visit them. They wouldn’t invite him in tho, who can blame them. Gage had aged badly by this time.
“I aged like a fine wine, stop lying to the ladies. But can you add some animal prints to this giddup I aged in? It’s way too blah for the
Gagemeister.”
8. In fact, the Uglacy family has some serious crap going on behind the scenes. Venkat works here at the criminal lair. Samara wants to
be a criminal mastermind. It’s all very seedy. Are the Uglacies the town mob, I like to think so. Venkat sounds kind of Russian mob.
They are not particularly wealthy tho, making me think they are rather bad criminals given the fact that Don has to work part-time at
the Chili Barn.
9. Josey still chose to actually call Jeanine for date between setting whooping cushions, frogs, and blowing up town halls.
“Baby, so glad you could make it to Don’s chili barn.”
“Well he is my dad, so at least I figured you had good taste in food.”
10. “That boy better treat my little girl right or he’ll be on the menu next time… as a condiment.”
Don, you came back to the Chili Barn!
“Yea, well, that fancy bistro wasn’t for me. Plus you’re actually paying me now. And Samara’s side
business isn’t going that well.”
Sure, cough, cough, guess there’s just not that big a call for evil villains now.
11. As if the match couldn’t be better, the chemistry is immediate! Love at first sight. That was when both my sim self and Josey’s dad showed up
to crash the date. Maybe we were both a little too excited about this.
“And then I won a trophy, for being awesome.”
“Trophies for town asshole, I had no idea. Tell me more.”
12. “Yea, they wanted me for pro baseball, but you know, so many choices. So I decided to be
a top jockey instead.”
“Ah Josey, who are these people standing over us staring at us… creepily?”
“Great. It’s my micro managing Sim creator and my dad. Way to ruin my date, you jerks.”
13. “Son, I’m just here to make sure you don’t screw up yet another golden opportunity. You kind of have a habit of that.
And frankly, bragging on yourself during an entire date, that’s not going to win this young lady over.”
“Really, and my dad showing up on the date to give me dating tips is?! You’re killing me, pops.”
14. And this is my selfie collection. It beats Kim Kardashian if I say so myself, and I do.
“Oh my, Josey. You took pictures of every angle of your face.”
Matt’s thought bubble: Thank God there’s a physical attraction, cause his charisma sucks.
15. Now in case you’re wondering what happened to our spare, Rooster, he’s out catching butterflies, quite literally.
“Now I’ve got them all but the elusive moth, which is supposed to be the easiest for this damn quest, but I haven’t seen one yet!”
16. Not that Rooster isn’t having romantic issues of this own.
“OH man, not this crazy bitch again!”
17. Well if it isn’t the town slut, Gracie, stalking my spare.
Sure, let’s to that “party”.
18. “Er wow, Gracie, nice party. Where is everyone.”
“Oh, this is just a private party, you and me, Rooster. Want to come in?”
“Gulp. Well it’s been fun, but I got to go catch a moth in the graveyard. See ya…”
19. And the very next day… no surprise there.
Rooster dodged a bullet there.
20. As if Rooster wasn’t traumatized enough by Gracie Lovelace and stomping around a graveyard looking for a moth, this happens.
“OH my God, Broomhilda! You’re dying!”
Is this a glitch? Seriously?
21. “Wait, this a bad joke. I mean she’s a skeleton? Isn’t she like… already dead?”
“Speak for yourself, mister. Nice package you got there. Want to see how dead I am?”
“When do I get to move out? I am the spare after all? Isn’t my contract up?”
When you catch that lousy moth for that stupid quest.
22. “Hi Josey, I came to say hello to your brother… but my, when do you grow up?”
“Sorry Gracie. I know I’m the perfect package, but I’m already taken.”
Seriously, she keeps showing up like a bad penny.
23. Josey is apparently quite the celebrity of his family.
No wonder he’s such a cocky little shit.
24. Date #2, and Josey finally gets Jeanine alone without his dad or my sim self,
unless we are in the bushes, which is totally possible.
“Oh Josey, flowers for me?!”
25. Aww young love, and with that date, Josey ask Jeanine to break up with her current
boyfriend, cause we can’t have that. Tell Leonard to take a hike.
27. Say what Jeanine?!
We even bought you flowers you ungrateful prima donna.
But then this crap pops up…
28. And the very next day this shows
up…
Followed immediately by this!
Does she have commitment issues,
is she borderline personality, I blame
this on her mother.
29. “I don’t know, Josey, Leonard was just so sad with me breaking up with him and all. But I really like you.”
“Ok Jeanine, but he better be out of your life now. I don’t want to have to toilet paper his house, but I will.”
“Well, and there’s one more thing you should know about me…”
30. All this and she’s still in high school.
Great. Just great. What the hell is her family doing?
31. What?! You actually graduated!
“That’s right sim creator. Maybe a year behind or so.”
32. And with that, Jeanine graduates too. To celebrate they display some nasty kissing.
“Hey congratulates sis. Don’t mind me, I’m just watching my best friend making
tonsil hockey with my sister. Gross guys, get a room.”
33. “Do I have to?”
“Yes, it’ll be fun!”
“Sigh, fine. This is my first night as an adult. I can think of other things we could be doing.”
34. “Are you ready?”
“Yes.”
“Really, really ready?”
“YES! Just kick it already.”
Old Man: “Don’t mind me young lady, I’m just going to wander out here in the soccer field with my cane and
blind cat while you young uns play.”
36. “Yeah, take that loser! Whose the boss, I am, I am!”
Get used to it, Josey, I have a feeling this won’t be the last time this girl kicks your balls around.
37. PET NEWSFLASH:
In other news, Digit the Unicorn finaaallllyyyy accepted Matt Cartwrights adoption offer after he brought her the heads of
her enemies…
“Ok human, I guess you are worthy. But you better treat me like the demi-goddess I am. I will require nightly sacrifices.“
That’s right, Digit is a mare.
38. “I did it Sheri. Now the Cartwrights will be able to mix unicorn blood into our horse pedigrees.”
“That’s wonderful, dear. Too bad you’re never get your lifetime want to be a cross breeder robot
scientist because you were too busy chasing that fricking animal all over town.”
39. MORE PET NEWS…
New foal Bolt was born, our future stallion. He is obviously a paint foal… squeals!!!
That’s what my horses are in real life!
40. MORE NEWS: Mojo is still alive and well.
“You adopted me so you could behead me for the unicorn! What kind of sick degenerates
are you? Killing kitties?!”
No, no, no… *shifty eyes* we really wanted you Mojo… so we could befriend you, not
behead you. (Although if that was what it was going to take to get a unicorn…)
41. AND FINALLY:
Sherri’s dog Peanut is still hanging in there at 108 years old. You go girl.
“I’m a boy.”
Ok then… whatever are you.
42. “Bolt, you will be the stallion that goes forth and brings in the unicorn magic to our family. Such pride
your mother and I have in you, the honor you will bring to our bloodline.”
“Great dad, but this isn’t a flipping Disney movie. Can you move out of my way so I can get some milk?”
43. “Okay Josey, what’s this all about? You said it was important.”
“It is, Jeanine. You see I’m the first Cartwright going to college.”
“Snort, chuckle, chuckle, cough.”
“Yeah, I know, hard to believe. But anyway, the only way to get you to go with me, is for you to move in right now and be part
of our household.”
44. And so with that, Jeanine moved in and the kids filled out their college aptitude exams.
“Hmmf. Josey gets 3 scholarships, and I , well don’t have any. Plus we have zero money except the 1000 I moved in with.”
True story, the Cartwrights are dead broke since Lucas took all their money to college and didn’t even graduate. That loser.
45. “Bye kids, be safe, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”
46. “Bye Kids, don’t listen to that boring old man. Do everything he wouldn’t do and then some!”
47. “Come on Jeanine, let’s blow this popsicle stand.”
“Wait up, Josey, hey don’t I get a suitcase. All I have is this skirt and free university t shirt.”
“It’s okay, we’ll get you more clothes. Wait, we don’t have money. Well shit.”
48. And with that the creepy radioactive VAN came to take them away.”
“Get in kids, we’ve got cookies!”
49. “Well here’s our dorm, Jeanine.”
“Now I’m carrying your suitcase for you? I’m starting to rethink this whole legacy thing. My family did warn me.”
“Too late now. As the Eagles said you can check out but you can never leave.”
50. “These dorms are awesome! They even have double beds. You know what that means”
Jeanine’s face kind of says it all.
51. But apparently she got over it and well… they are so cute together. I need a moment
to be gooshie, not funny. Awww. Okay moment over. Give the kids their privacy.
52. And here’s the picture all mommies take, Josey off on his very first day of school.
“That would be kindergarten, and you missed that.”
Er, I think you missed that. I don’t remember this kid ever going to school he skipped so much.
53. Apparently college is standing in a parking lot in the rain working with your skeleton. Odd. I never did
this in college. Well they didn’t have much money, maybe this is some sort of budget college.
“I’m getting soaked here. Do they not have classrooms or what?”
54. So let’s talk Jeanine, because we really haven’t. Jeanine is a cowardly clumsy couch potato virtuoso with a
green thumb. She likes veggie rolls, dark wave music, and the color yellow. Her Lifetime want is already
there-to be a blog artist. This requires a level 10 networking skill and a 5 star blog. Sounds easy enough right?
So she starts blogging away. Her first post is about zombie prejudice.
55. At first I think this is really easy…
HAHAHAHA. Yeah right. Tune in for more.
56. Their first night and they get asked to a kegger. Only one problem here…
57. It was Rex Lovelace’s party, and that name alone should have had us running for the hills.
He’s an old vampire dude living with a bunch of young college students and most likely related to
that skank Gracie. He starts daring Josey and Jeanine to do stuff like make out…
“Yes, yes, that’s very nice. Give her a little more tongue will you?”
I wish I could say I made this up for a funny storyline, but I didn’t. Eww.
58. “Now he dared us to Woohoo! We get jock points if we do.”
“Why not, it’s something I can blog about, maybe get a star!”
NOOO kids, don’t do it. Something tells me that creep has cameras in this room.
59. Followed by the walk of shame.
Girl in pink under breath, “Slut.”
And want to hear EA’s old standards… Jeanine gets the publicly disgraced moodlet and kicked out of the party for
inappropriate behavior, well Josey- nothing. Gets to stay and play. Way to be sexist EA!
60. “Dude, you’re a fairy, can’t you just hover over this keg yourself?”
“The wings are just for show, bro!”
61. “Arg, my head is killing me.”
“Well maybe if you didn’t stay all night at Rex Lovelace’s party, you wouldn’t feel so bad. Who else did you woohoo?”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Jeanine. No one. I just hung out with my fairy friend all night.”
“That doesn’t make me feel better at all JOSEY!”
62. We interrupt your show in process to announce a brand new meaning to “Tap that ass”.
63. And to announce that Plant Sims are in the house. Cheer for us plant boy.
“I’m not a clown for your amusement.”
The llama costume says otherwise. Just saying.
64. “Hello girls, I don’t know if you were aware of it, but professors can now live in the dorms with the students. I
am professor MacDonald, and I gladly volunteered to oversee your dorm. That means I will be wandering into
the girl’s showers on occasion and periodically stalking you. If you want better grades, please feel free to
seduce me.”
Creepy professors are now on an even worse level than Sims2. They can live with you… GASP.
65. Study, my pretties, Study.
Josey is majoring in Physical Education,
and Jeanine in Fine Arts.
Later I would find out the best degree
for social networking is business, but not
until I wasted 2 semesters first. Of course.
66. Not that Josey was good at art anyway. I went for the art degree because of the misleading title
BLOG ARTIST. Gee wonder where I could have gotten an ideal that art was a good choice.
67. Winter had come, and coffee sounded good. Josey and Jeanine go a dating on campus.
“Can we have two cinnamon lattes and some cheese danishes?
***crickets chirping***
“Hello, hello? Are you okay barista dude.”
Types in cheat reset sims. NO effect. Talk about bad service. Glares at EA.
68. “The guy at the last shop couldn’t move.”
“Yeah, that happens with us barista’s sometimes. You know, routing issues, corrupted files,
the glitches of service sims. Oh he might just be incredibly stupid.”
69. And with this magnificent picture of Josey thinking he is the karate kid, I am going to end this chapter,
because I want to start making my chapters a little shorter so hopefully I will get them out faster, and the
next chapter is about to be hot off the press too. See you soon, and happy simming!