Who is bill darney

(and, what the heck happened to him in Newport!)

BILL DARNEY’S TALE IS A SORDID ONE….

WHEN HE FIRST CAME TO NEWPORT, HE WAS PROFESSIONALLY CONFUSED

QUESTIONING HIS CAREER, HE DECIDED TO TRY OTHER THINGS… ,[object Object]

BUT, THINGS BEGAN TO TURN DARK… ,[object Object],[object Object]

HE SNUCK INTO PLACES HE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN…

HE IMAGINED HIMSELF AT THE HELM AT OTCN… … he figured the commute would “rock” since he slept in the building

HE EVEN ATTEMPTED TO ENTER THE “INNER” SANCTUM OF THE PRESTIGIOUS NAVAL WAR COLLEGE

Although it was uncertain what he intended to do if they let him in….

HE OFTEN HARBORED ILLUSIONS OF A LIFE IN POLITICS .. (BECAUSE, HE IS too short to play basketball)

KNOWING DOORS WOULD REMAIN CLOSED TO HIM UNLESS HE TOOK MATTERS INTO HIS OWN HANDS ...

THAT DIDN’T WORK, SO HE BEGAN AN EXERCISE REGIME

FAILING AT FITNESS, HE TURNED TO ALCOHOL

DESPERATE, HE SOUGHT COMFORT FROM A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE

THAT LANDED HIS @&& IN THE BRIG… Poor Bill Darney…. In his drunken stupor he did not realize it was the CO’s wife

HE KNEW BILL HAD IT IN HIM TO FIND REDEMPTION …. ,[object Object]

The XO has been reformed. He is all set now.

HE IS NO LONGER IMPERSONATING SENIOR OFFICERS And, he generally is getting on very well with all of his colleagues around the base ….

AND MADE NEW FRIENDS Even Sophia recognized the changes!

NOW HE’S OFF THE BOTTLE, OUT OF QUARTERS “EYE” AND BACK TO WORK ,[object Object]

WE’LL MISS YOU XO! ,[object Object]

YOU’RE THE ICING ON THE CAKE!

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