Poem about men

1. Real men

2. Real men don’t eat quiche They don’t whisper in your ear They make you want to rant and rave Cos their meaning‘s never clear

3. Real men don’t bring roses They’ll bring wine and then some beer They’ll thumb their noses at posies But endorse riotous good cheer

4. Real men don’t get mushy They treat you as a chum They bus you briefly on the lips Then they’ll slap you on the bum

5. Real men don’t make revelations They never self declare Nor are they into deprecation True compliments are rare

6. Real men don’t bring chocolates They don’t call you love or dear But they always reach out to touch you When you’re standing near

7. Real men never pamper Never pander to your whim You have to stand on your own two feet So you can get stuck into him