22. Instruction
In this activity, there are two tasks for you.
1. Task One: 7 riddles
Solve the fun riddles together.
2. Task Two: 3 jokes
Help finish the jokes by adding a pun or
a punch line to the story.
23. Riddle 1
• A father and his son were in a car
accident. The father died. The son
was taken to the hospital. The
doctor came in and said: I can't do
surgery on him, because he's my
son. Who was the doctor?
The doctor is the mother.
24. Riddle 2
• What are the two strongest days
of the week?
Saturday and Sunday
because the others are
week(weak) days
25. Riddle 3
• Which is faster, heat or cold?
Why?
Heat is faster because we
can catch the cold.
27. Riddle 5
• Think of words ending in –GRY.
Angry and hungry are two of them.
There are only three words in the
English language. What is the third
word? The word is something that
everyone uses every day. If you read
carefully, I have already told you
what it is.
language
28. Riddle 6
• There was a green house. Inside the
green house was a white house.
Inside the white house was a red
house. Inside the red house there
were lots of babies. What is it?
watermelon
29. Riddle 7
• The beginning of everything, and
the end of space. What am I?
e
30. Joke 1
• One day, Ms Jones, an English
grammar teacher, was looking ill.
Her student, Tom, asked, “What's the
matter?” “__________," answered
the teacher, describing how she felt.
Tom thought for a while, then
continued, “What was the matter?
What has been the matter? What
might have been the matter... ?”
Tense
31. Joke 2
• Some students bought their teacher a gift
for his birthday. Before opening the gift,
the teacher shook it slightly, and noticed
that it was wet in the corner. Touching his
finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he
asked, “A bottle of wine?” The students
answered, “No.” Again, he touched his
finger to the box and tasted the water. “A
bottle of beer?” His students replied again,
“No.” Finally the teacher asked, “I give
up. What is it?” His students said,
“________”
A puppy.
32. Joke 3
• In heaven, God wants all married men to make two
lines: one is for those who say they are the bosses in
their families, and the other one is for those who
admit that their wives are the bosses. All men stand
in the second line except one guy. God gets angry
with those men who stand in the second line,
“Shame on you! I created you but you were all
controlled by your wives!” He turned to the only one
man in the first line and says, “Tell them, my son.
How did you manage to be the boss in your family?”
Replied the man, “_________”
Well, I don’t know.
My wife told me to stand here.