1. BIRTH CONTROL PILLS FOR OLD LADIES

2. An old lady called the doctor's office and asked for an appointment.

3. The secretary asked her: “Why do you need the appointment?”

4. And the old lady said: “I need some birth control pills”. The secretary was surprised but she gave her an appointment for the next morning at 9 o'clock.

5. The next morning the old lady was sitting in the doctor's office when the doctor came in and asked her: “How can I help you?”

6. “ Doctor, I need urgently some birth control pills”, answered the old lady. The doctor made a strange face and thought about it during some minutes. Finally he asked her:

7. “ Why need an eighty years old lady birth control pills?”

8. “ I need them to sleep better”, said the old lady.

9. “ But the birth control pills aren't for sleeping”, explained the surprised doctor.

10. “ I know, but I put the pills in my grand daughters coffee and then I sleep better”.