Listen Up, Dude................

1. Easy riches ...easy poverty !

2. If it looks too good to be true....... Buy it with the gov'ts money !.

3. If you can't sleep at night... Do it at work !

4. If you can't catch your breath Stop running.....!

5. Take time to smell the roses.... But watch out for the bees !

6. Time and tide wait for no man...... But the undertaker wil! !

7. If you're too old to cut the mustard.....use ketchup instead !

8. Laugh and the world laughs with you... Weep and your mascara will run !

9. I I may not always be right...... But I am never wrong !

10. Where there's a will...... There's a dead person !

11. In the words of Bernie Madoff... “Trust me!”

12. What a twist...... GM may have it's cars repossessed

13. Tall oaks from little acorns grow (if the squirrels don't get them first)

14. Early to bed and early to rise Cuts down on the “Late Show”) viewing !

15. I hate to do this but....... Goodnig ht

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