This is my visual version of my complaint letter to Avis.

1. How
NOT
to rent a car
by Paul Schreiber

2. Starring

3. Starring
The San Diego Airport Avis

4. Starring
The San Diego Airport Avis

5. Starring
The San Diego Airport Avis

6. At Avis, they try harder
They just don’t try hard enough.

7. At Avis, they try harder
They just don’t try hard enough.

8. July 22, 2007
I was hoping for sun, but the marine layer
had settled in.

9. Here’s the Avis

10. I waited in line
Agents mulled around in the back room.

11. Finally, it was my turn
Roberto (13414) grudgingly helped me.

12. Mid-size or
small car? Economy,
please.
Avis said I had two
reservations
I only had one. I swear.

13. Finally, my car
Chevy Cobalt LT (space E23). It’ll do.

14. This nice note was inside
Thanks, Luis!

15. Wait a minute
This car’s a mess.

16. Nobody washed the mirrors

17. Nobody washed the mirrors

18. The ceiling’s dirty, too

19. The ceiling’s dirty, too

20. The ceiling’s dirty, too
Really dirty.

21. The armrest is dirty

22. Did I get Christina
Aguliera’s car?
Dirty, dirty, dirty.

23. Check out the controls

24. Check out the controls

25. Check out the controls
Missing paint and they come apart.
A two-for-one deal.

26. Same on the other door
Paint flakes. Sale on aisle E.

27. Oh well!
Better luck next time.

28. How
NOT
to rent a car
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