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Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata
hain.Uska Naam kya hai?

► Adidas.

Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.

According to new research,
3 +3 = 8
Kaise...............socho socho

► Very simple …… ...... .
.... Galti se !!!!

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of
them dies, and
the water level of the pond
increases. How?
.................

►A - The other 9 fish are crying

Two hairs on a bald man's head fall
in love with each other and want
to get married, but cannot.Why?

► Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
illegal.

One day a man is sitting in the
jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow'
sits
on his shoulder, and the man dies.
Why ?

► Ans.Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an
elephant.

10 Ants are walking on a road.
9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?

► One of them is a widow

What are the three versions of
JAVA software?

► 1.) Mar JAVA
► 2.) Mit JAVA
► 3.) Kar JAVA

Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to
Kumble And Kumble gives it to
Sehwag.
Why ?

► Because Sehwag is the Opener.

Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT.
Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets
84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the
Hare does not. How?

► Sports Quota

Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes
into NO ENTRY. The Police does
not catch him. Why?

► Ans. Because he was walking.

What wud u call a Gal who
never laughs....?

► Hasi na.

What wud u call a Gal who
always pushes her father ....?

► Push pa.

Once a cockroach was singing a
song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR
while he was walking on the
road. But all of a sudden he died.
Why?

► B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!

Shahrukh khan ka plural?

► ICICI Bank
► Why?
► Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
► ICICI says - Hum hain naa!

What will you call a person who
is departing from India?

► Hindustan Lever

Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain,
Mann main hai par Dhadkan
main nahi?

► Aamir Khan

Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta
hain, toh uska naam kya rahega?

► Jal-andar Singh

Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar
aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya
hoga?

► soch
maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad
naam kaise change hoga!

What is the Center of Gravity?

► its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.

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