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OHAI, my name is Chelnik!
PGCon 2014, a short mockumentary
May 22, 2014
I am a hipster crochet elephant from Portland, Oregon.
Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 2 / 10
Registration
Checked in!
Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 3 / 10
Lightning Talk Signup
Magnus, can I do a lightning talk?
Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 4 / 10
Hacking PostgreSQL
Hey Tom, I have a great idea for the planner!
Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 5 / 10
-1
Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 6 / 10
See what my cousins have been up to on http://chelnik.tumblr.com
Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 7 / 10
I am looking for a new home!
Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 8 / 10
Pick me in the charity auction at the end of the conference.
Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 9 / 10
Thank you!
Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 10 / 10

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OHAI, my name is Chelnik! PGCon 2014 Mockumentary

  • 1. OHAI, my name is Chelnik! PGCon 2014, a short mockumentary May 22, 2014
  • 2. I am a hipster crochet elephant from Portland, Oregon. Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 2 / 10
  • 3. Registration Checked in! Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 3 / 10
  • 4. Lightning Talk Signup Magnus, can I do a lightning talk? Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 4 / 10
  • 5. Hacking PostgreSQL Hey Tom, I have a great idea for the planner! Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 5 / 10
  • 6. -1 Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 6 / 10
  • 7. See what my cousins have been up to on http://chelnik.tumblr.com Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 7 / 10
  • 8. I am looking for a new home! Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 8 / 10
  • 9. Pick me in the charity auction at the end of the conference. Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 9 / 10
  • 10. Thank you! Chelnik () OHAI, my name is Chelnik! May 22, 2014 10 / 10