1. Introducing Ms. NRIof the batch
Loveenia Gulati

2. Once upon a time a
homely punjabi
kudi used to live in
Even the rikshaws
are so nice in MY
Chandigarh

3. Punjabi songs?
Yuck!! I don’t even
speak Punjabi…
I only listen to the
cool stuff… Huhn!

4. Then she went to the ‘US of A’where she met many ABCDs

5. I just looove
Punjabi Songs !!!
Teaches ‘Bhangra’ in the US of A
And decides to
‘Discover her Roots’

6. Once she reconnects with her roots,
wants to develop India, so returns…
Uses entrepreneurial skills
learnt in the US for her
start up ‘Gossip Gang’
Expected Turnover of
200,000 gossips per annum
Misses Las Vegas, so
establishes
C - 303
Needs resume point for ‘Social Work’,
wants to start

7. Judges the development of a country by the no. of
restaurants present that copy American restaurants
Needs a cure
for Obsessive
Pink Disorder

8. Uses excellent time mngmt skills to deal with her long line of aashiqs
I like women
with foreign
accents. I find
them aggressive
and highly
attractive
Will you
be my
Salsa
Partner?
Oye hoye
Lovely… Humein
bhi kucch padha
dia kar kabhi ;)
Yaar can you help
me out with this
project of mine
please?
Too much
competition
in this race

Hahahah…
These fools
think they have
chance

9. Get a chance to
jump the line,
come hoosh me at
A Base tonight at
12!
Disclaimer
Bring FDA approved items only, No dirty
Indian Stuff. Else I’ll sue you like I did when I
was in the US of A.