This document appears to be a collection of humorous commentary on strange or inappropriate album covers. The comments poke fun at covers featuring unusual poses, inappropriate content, odd artistic choices, and questionable design decisions. The tone is lighthearted and aims to elicit laughter through over-the-top observations and questions about the bizarre nature of some album cover designs.
2. That mean bastard John
Bult – here we see him
breaking another 16
year old’s heart!
Well, what can a hunky
bearded, hard drinkin’,
hard smokin’, cowboy
hat (sorta) wearin’,
guitar playin’, piano
showin’ dude like John
do? It’s his sensitivity
that is so admirable
though! What a guy!
Don’t worry Julie, just
be happy you ‘knew’
John Bult from the time
your momma first left
you with him backstage
when you were 13.
3. Nothing odd here,
naturally you would
expect the elephants in
your band to have hair
like the Beatles…
I guess ‘John’ elephant
and ‘Paul’ elephant
were off doing
interviews when they
made this album cover!
What’s next? It would
make sense that Bertha
and Tina would flatten
Foster Edwards!
22. That is one
lucky Country
Church lady!
but which of
these sweater-
vest studs has
his hand is on
her shoulder
anyway?
This might be
the cast for the
new TLC show
called ‘Brother
Husbands’!
24. Hey, I got a
great idea for
our new album
cover…
let’s take off
our clothes and
just, you know,
kinda, uh, I
don’t know,
hug and stuff…
Pass the
Jägermeister!
25. ORION
Hmm… not that
mysterious or
good looking so
get some weird
Mardi Gras
mask on this
creepy old guy
with evangelist
hair and dress
him up in the
same blue as
the background,
yeah, that’ll
work!
SUPERSTAR!
27. A Heino only
a Mutter
could Liebe
With special
guest
appearance
by (Ein
Geschenk
furs ganze)
Jahr (also
known as
Dieter from
Sprockets)
28. For some
reason the
photographer
uses the art of
distraction in
this cover…
It is really
hard to stop
wondering
‘why that
chair?’ or ‘why
that casual
arm position
with the
prosthetic
hand?’
31. Is this some
sort of
philosophical
statement?
If they are
dead then can
they be
considered
friends?
Or is it that he
only makes
friends with
dead people?