A new take on personal banking. Why make it so complicated when it could be real simple and solve your queries straight away.

1. HOW I WISH BANKING
WOULD STOP SUCKING

2. I’M MOVING IN TO LONDON!
YAY! Congrats on being a Londoner
“That’s not me. I just picked a random photo”

3. NEED MY IBAN NUMBER
To transfer money from a French bank to a UK one
NEED TO CHANGE MY ADDRESS

4. Browse the website
“So exiting”
STEP 1

5. Login using a number I never remember
so I have to check the secret place where I put it
“Fortunately I love hide and seek"”
STEP 2

6. Then I have to type in a password on the page
and 1 on the little machine + press a bunch of buttons
“I love that tiny box. It’s got this nice Gameboy feel to it”
STEP 3

7. Sadly I don’t carry it around in my pocket.
hone! Then I have to type TWO passwords just to get the one
“This is giving me proper exercise. Great”
STEP 4

8. No matter where I look I can’t find
my IBAN number. Hmm
“This is giving my brain proper exercise. Great”
STEP 5

9. let’s check the F.A.Q. Where is the F.A.Q?
Tells me about sending money overseas but I just want
my IBAN number to receive some!
“Losing the will to live here”
STEP 6

10. Not in the FAQ. No problem!
Let’s try a search!
“Oh search is just to decorate. It doesn’t actually find stuff”
STEP 7

11. Pick up the phone
“That’s really how my phone looks like btw!”
STEP 8

12. If you’re calling for X,Y OR Z.
Please press 1,2,3.
For anything else press 4.
“Aha! It’s like those old command line role playing games! FUN”
STEP 9

13. If you’re calling for A,B,C.
Please press 1,2,3
For anything else press 4
“I’m level 2 BRO! ”
STEP 10

14. If you’re calling for E,F,G,H.
Please press 1,2,3,4
TO Talk to an advisor press 5
“Final round. Fight!”
STEP 10 Bis

15. Wait
“All is not lost... They've got Rick Astley to keep
me company while I wait (shoot me now)”
STEP 11

16. Wait some more
“A bit of teasing never killed anyone... did it??!!”
STEP 12

17. Talk. BUT BEFORE!
Need to give address, name, DOB
and 2,3rd and last letter of my password
“Thank goodness I got all the answers right. YESSSSSSSS!”
STEP 13

18. THE ASK!
ME: “Where can I find my IBAN number?”
HER: “Oh! Easy it’s on your chequebook”
MY MOUTH: “Oh great, have a nice day ;-)”
MY BRAIN: “I never use them cheques!
I don’t even know where those are?!
I’ll have to wait when I get home and turn
my flat upside down.
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!”
STEP 14

19. STEP 15

20. HELL TO THIS!
THIS IS HOW
I’D LIKE TO INTERACT
WITH MY BANK…

38. Why banks make it so hard
when it could be that simple?