1. O.K., Then I Just Thought It Would Be A Nice Way
Quotes, jokes, etc.,Rather Than The Usual W
Hope You All Will Enjoy Going Through Them

2. Our inner conflicts often
tear us apart...
and that's why God
made us friends,
to mend that
which was torn,
and to make it
whole again.
No love, no
friendship can
cross the path
of our destiny
without leaving
some mark on

3. If you want to see
the rainbow,
you will have to be
able to
put up with the
rain.
Suicide is
man's way
of telling
God, "You
can't fire
me - I quit."

4. Thieves Respect
Property.
They Merely Wish The
Property To Become
Their
Property That They
May More Perfectly
Respect It.
I don't need
your attitude.
I already
have one.

6. Marriage is a three ring
circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering.
How Dogs and Women
are alike.....
Neither believe that
silence is golden.
Neither can balance a
checkbook.
Both put too much

7. "Is your advertising getting
results?"
asked one business owner.
"It sure is," moaned the
second owner. "Last week
we advertised for a night
watchman ... and the next
Did you hear
about the new
Chinese
Cookbook
being sold
only at pet
stores?
Its called,
"101 Ways to
Wok Your
Dog"

8. The body is a
house of many
windows: there
we all sit,
showing
ourselves
and crying on the
passers-by to
come and love us.
I took a deep
breath and
listened to the old
bray of my heart.
I am.
I am.
I

9. I'm not into
working out.
My philosophy:
No pain. No pain.
Marriage is the
process of finding
out what kind of
man your wife
would
have

10. If you jogged
backward ...
Would you gain
weight?
Did you ever walk
into a room and
forget why
you walked in?
That's how dogs
spend their lives.

11. "A man falls in
LOVE
through
his eyes,
a woman
through
her ears."
" Love me when I
least deserve
it -
because
that is
when I
need it."

12. My spelling is Wobbly.
It's good spelling but it
Wobbles,
and the letters
get in the
wrong places.
It's a damn poor mind
that can
think of only
one
way to spell a
word.

13. The quantity of
consonants in the
English language is
constant. If omitted in
one place, they turn up
in another..
When a Bostonian
“pahks”" his ”cah”," the
lost r's migrate
southwest, causing a T
English is a funny
language;
that explains why we
park our car on
the driveway and drive
our car
on the parkway. .