4. Tears
DR.Seuss
“Don‟t Cry because it‟s over, smile because it happened.”
Paulo Coelho
“Tears are words that need to be written.”
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not
make you cry.”
5. Beautiful
Brandi Snyder
“To the world you may be one person, but to one person you
may be the world.”
• Anon
• “ A million words would not bring you back, I know
because I‟ve tried. Neither would a million tears, I know
because I‟ve cried.”
7. Witty
Groucho Marx
“I never forget a face, but in your case I‟ll be glad to make
an exception.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your
absence.”
8. Witty
• Anon
• “Never argue with an idiot they will drag you down to
their level and beat you with experience.”
• Albert Einstein
• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity:
and I‟m not sure about the universe.”
10. Funny
• Will Rogers
• The quickest way to fold your money is to fold it and put
it back in your pocket.”
• Steven Weinberg
• “Graduation speech: “I‟d like to thank the
internet,google,Wikipedia,Microsoft Word, and copy and
paste.”
11. Funny
• Tommy Cooper
• “Last night I dreamed I ate a ten pound marshmallow
and when I woke up the pillow was gone.”
• Anon
• “Crime doesn‟t pay, does that mean my job is a crime?”
12. Funny
Anon
What happens if you get scared to death twice?
Anon
“People who think they know everything are a great
annoyance to those who do.”
13. Funny
• Steven Wright
• “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until they speak.”
• Larry Hardiman
• “The word politics is derived from the word, „poly.”
meaning many and the word, „ticks,” meaning blood
sucking parasites.”
14. Funny
• Anon
• “When people cut you down or talk behind your back,
remember they took time out of their pathetic lives to think
about you.”
• Anon
• “Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so
much.”
16. Love
• Blaise Pascal
• “ The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.”
• Plato
• “At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.”
• Erich Segal
• “Love means never having to say sorry.”
17. Love
• Robert Bridges
“So sweet love seemed that April morn
When first we kissed beside the thorn
So strangely sweet, it was not strange
We thought that love could never change.”
18. Love
• William Blake
“Never seek to tell thy love
Love that never told can be
For the gentle wind does move
Silently, invisibly.”
20. Sorrow, Sadness
• Sir James Matthew Barrie
• “To die will be an awfully big adventure.”
• Edward Fitzgerald
• “One thing is certain the rest is lies, The flower that once
has blown forever dies.”
Sir Elton John
“Your candle burned and long before your legend did.”
21. Sorrow, Sadness
• Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
• “There is no grief like the grief which does not speak.”
• William Shakespeare (Romeo and Juliet)
• “Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow.
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.”
