1. THE MULLETTHE MULLET

2. DEFINITIONDEFINITION
Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common amongMullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common among
those of lower socioeconomic status,those of lower socioeconomic status,
consisting of short, well groomed hairconsisting of short, well groomed hair
anteriorly and long, flowing locksanteriorly and long, flowing locks
posteriorly.posteriorly.

3. EXAMPLEEXAMPLE
BusinessBusiness
PartyParty

4. NOMENCLATURENOMENCLATURE
Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut”Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut”
Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall,Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall,
Mississippi mudflap, MissouriMississippi mudflap, Missouri
compromise, Louisiana purchasecompromise, Louisiana purchase

5. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES

6. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT
Common amongCommon among
drivers of Chevydrivers of Chevy
Cameros, as well asCameros, as well as
Trans Am’s andTrans Am’s and
ThunderbirdsThunderbirds

7. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT

8. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT

9. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
BMX MULLETBMX MULLET
Among the longest ofAmong the longest of
the subtypesthe subtypes
Some are mistaken forSome are mistaken for
ugly girlsugly girls

10. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
PORN MULLETPORN MULLET
Elegant blend of formElegant blend of form
and functionand function

11. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for shortMakes up for short
stature with long hairstature with long hair
mulletmullet
Mullet

12. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for shortMakes up for short
stature with long hairstature with long hair

13. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for shortMakes up for short
stature with long hairstature with long hair

14. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
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15. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
““SPECIAL” MULLETSPECIAL” MULLET
The intellectually challengedThe intellectually challenged
who sometimes forget to cutwho sometimes forget to cut
the back of their hairthe back of their hair

16. MEAN AGE UNTIL 1MEAN AGE UNTIL 1STST
SEXUAL ENCOUNTERSEXUAL ENCOUNTER
AMONG MULLETSAMONG MULLETS
0
5
10
15
20
25
30
35
40
45
50
PORN
SD= 2.1
CAMERO
SD= 1.7
BMX
SD= 3.5
MI DGET
SD= 5.4
AGE

17. FEMALES: A MAJORFEMALES: A MAJOR
MULLETMULLET
CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION

18. FEMALES: A MAJORFEMALES: A MAJOR
MULLETMULLET
CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION

19. FEMALES: A MAJORFEMALES: A MAJOR
MULLETMULLET
CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION

20. MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS
 Professional wrestling matchesProfessional wrestling matches
 auto racesauto races
 monster truck ralliesmonster truck rallies
 dog tracksdog tracks

21. MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS
 On the web:On the web:
www.mulletsgalore.comwww.mulletsgalore.com
www.northamericanmulletpage.comwww.northamericanmulletpage.com
www.nomullets.comwww.nomullets.com

22. MULLETMULLET
QUESTIONS?QUESTIONS?