My keynote at the inaugural UbuntuLive conference. For the curious, yes the theme is a direct ripoff from Adult Swim.

2. http://redmonk.com/public/ubuntulive.odp

3. When you can take the pebble from my
hand, it will be time for you to leave.
[ Master Kan ]

4. 2002: NA
2003: NA
2004: 13
2005: 1
2006: 1
Today: 1
[ Distrowatch ]

5. Microsoft has a majority market share in
the new desktop PC marketplace. This is
a bug, which Ubuntu is designed to fix.
[ Mark Shuttleworth ]

6. OS Marketshare
[ Net Applications ]

7. You can be sure of succeeding in your attacks if
you only attack places which are undefended.
[ Sun Tzu ]

8. Apt-get is just so unreasonably fucking great.
[ Tim Bray ]

10. Ubuntu also enjoys a rich and active forum where most
any question can be answered by a worldwide community
of users.
[ CNET ]

11. Dear Ubuntu,
I'm looking for a good Asterisk engineer, can you help?
Sincerely,
A Small Biz User

12. Dear Small Biz User,
Of course we can, we're Ubuntu. Did you think we'd leave
you to fend for yourself? What are we, Windows?
Sincerely,
Ubuntu

13. apt-cache search
asterisk developer
b. b. rodriguez
4 rating / 56 projects / NNY
Developer
Customer

14. The real value in my opinion has moved from the software
to the information and the community.
[ Adam Bosworth ]

15. Without an Internet connection I don’t even bother to turn
on my laptop.
[ Havoc Pennington ]

16. del.icio.us
Facebook
Flickr
Gmail
MySpace
Twitter
WordPress
GNOME
KDE

17. The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but
does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him.
[ Sun Tzu ]

18. To take the pebble, you must reframe the debate.
To reframe the debate, you must play to your strengths.
[ me ]

19. [ redmonk ]

20. Credits:
Theme/Adult Swim
License:
CC-SA-NC