3. Oh
look!
Especially with
KIDS around!
how do you
explain that to
them?
Yeah
so
BAD!!
Not again…
!#!?

4. Ok Guys let’s
kill this
problem once
and for all!
Here we’ll have two
subjects to work with -
Dogs and Kids
Yes!
Let’s start shooting ideas!

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1) stop them from Mounting when they are young... so that it develops as a habit by saying a firm No
2) rewarding dogs to stop doggy style behavior
3) a dog collar & waist band which are wide enough to prevent the dog from jumping anyone
4) a repellent spray that you can spray on kids to shy away dogs
5) a spray that you can put on dogs that will take away their desire
6) sprinkle water to discourage the Dog From Mounting
7) dog castration
8) special dog food with nutrition to balance such moods
9) keep pouring in your ideas...... I am reading and making a mental note of them
10) virtual glasses for children - if doggy style happens somewhere then there is an other image shown instead
11) a special whistle for dogs to make them stop what ever they are doing currently - operated by the dog's owner
12) an electric waist band or collar for the dog that can create a pulling notion - operated by the dog's owner. if
the dog starts misbehaving the dogs owner pushes a button and the dog feels its being pulled away and stops
13) a customized routine for dog walking with fun games, to keep the dog from wandering off on "wrong" ideas )
14) shoes for dogs, which let them walk and run but prevent them from standing up on someone
15) a gaming ball what the dog likes to catch - if the dog starts to misbehave you can try to get its attention with
catch the ball game instead
16) a fully automated booth for dogs, that cleans and brushes them and if necessary takes care of all other needs
before going on a walk
17) a compulsory schooling for every dog owner before getting a dog - to understand dog behavior better and to know
how to prevent unwanted behavior
18) special jackets and/or boots should be warn to keep dogs from jumping on you or on your child or on your dog..
these jacket would have a very unappealing surface structure for dogs
19) keeping dogs on leashes in public spaces - seems obvious of course
20) giving a dog so much exercise it wouldn't have the excessive energy to go do something else
21) having a special dog park where only dog owners with their dogs visit - a place where dogs can resolve all their
needs, so they wouldn't do it later on unexpectedly in public
22) an electrical device which detects movement and orders the dog to stop if it detects the wrong kind of movement
23) a slippery coat for dogs which prevents them to hold on to things while standing only on their two last paws
24) a barrel formed coat for dogs which keeps the right temperature for them but also doesn't let get direct contact
with anything else under it
25) a mobile app for dog owners proposing quick solutions for dog misdeeds - including doggy style in public
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26) a dog whistle to get the dog's attention (only hearable to the dog)
27) equipping yourself with a stick to prevent dogs from jumping you
28) growing these kinds of plants in places that have a smell for dogs that keep their thoughts off of doggy style
29) give your dog enough attention so it wouldn't seek it from others or in improper ways
30) ensure to be the dominant figure in the relationship with the dog so it would listen to your commands (to stop) if
needed
31) if the dog gets too excited then get his attention on other things
32) have toys with you or a cat which can run faster than the dog
33) have a pinch collar on the dog that can be operated electronically also from a bit further away
34) train your dog to listen to orders and if it misbehaves order it to sit
35) put public posters on streets with easy suggestions how to stop a dog from jumping someone
36) have police put special attention on dogs misbehaving and resolving these situations quickly
37) make up a nice fairytale for children about what it means when dogs start doing doggy style - so if they see it
with their own eyes they will have no questions about it
38) teach people to start turning around if a dog jumps them
39) develop special music for public spaces which keeps dogs calm
40) Automatic smell Sensor on Dogs collar... as he gets the female Smell , it would spray the Repulsive Smell on dogs
Nose
41) a siren for dogs which will go off if detecting wrong movement and will notify all around to take action
42) Temperature controller dress , as he goes around a hot female the temperature will be made so high that dos will
run for water
43) a bag of water worn by the dog under its belly - as soon it jumps someone the bag breaks releasing the water and
startling the dog from continuing
44) a specialty ampule in the dog's mouth which will release its harmless but really badly tasting contents as soon
being operated so by a certain verbal command
45) a vest for dogs that can affect the balance of the dog while trying to jump someone
46) an astronaut style cap that will not let get (the female's) "stimulating" smells get into the dogs nose
47) virtual glasses for dogs which keep the dog's attention away from jumping someone
48) herbal tea for people and female dogs which make them sweat with such a smell that is really unattractive for
male dogs
49) lasers which when pointed at dogs create a heat sensation to make them stop whatever they are doing
50) open mandatory dog walking parks (away from children's eyes) which are the only places where dogs can run free
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51) prohibit dog ownership altogether
52) or ban just male dogs from public spaces
53) make specialty footwear for dogs so they can never lift their two first paws at the same time
54) have a special program or advertisement on TV for dogs which gets their attention and shows them what they
shouldn't do - if they see it each day a couple of times it will certainly teach them
55) teach the dog a routine which it shouldn't break while walking
56) train dogs to intercept other dogs from jumping - always walk your dogs in pairs
57) have a pill for dogs, that takes away their urge to doggy style (only effective until administered - if you stop
it can still make puppies)
58) have special robots which will detect dog misbehavior in public spaces and intervene
59) fill the streets with dog attractions so the dogs would have more fun stuff to do than even think of doggy style
60) don't let dogs run around unattended
61) make dog owners pay fines if their dog is caught misbehaving
62) create a fun "dog song" which teaches people how to effectively act against dogs from jumping people or each
other
63) have a jagged cap/hat for children and other small persons that are rally uncomfortable when jumped upon
64) have supper slippery vests which prevent dogs from getting a hold on when jumping onto it
65) introduce gene mutations which make dogs much more intelligent to develop a sense of morality
66) have special days in calendar when dogs are allowed to run free and children must stay inside
67) Have Specific Dog Zones for them to mate around and keep kids away from the Zone
68) Online Dog Mating Site.... Fix the date venue and the Dog .... Planning will help keep kids away from the Mating
rituals
69) Smell / Perfume Sprayers by the Road side for a great feel to the Pedestrian and Toad user while being repulsive
to the Dogs sense of felling the Heat
70) route planning systems for dog owners to walk their dogs so two dogs would not cross each others path
unexpectedly
71) Virtual Image Projectors alongside the traffic sensor to spot mating rituals of dogs and Adults and morph them
into a funny caricature for Kids
72) specially trained dogs which keep watch over other dogs so they wouldn't misbehave
73) make dog ownership illegal
74) promote ownership of dog breeds, that are more passive
75) have a leash connecting the dog's two first paws so it can run freely but cannot wrap those two paws around
somebody to hold on to it
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76) have special trousers for dogs which give a little electrical shock as soon they try to jump somebody
77) have roller-skates for dogs, with which they can move around freely but will fall back on all fours when standing
up on two last paws
78) teaching you dog to be aggressive towards everything else - chasing all off they will not have anyone left to
perform doggy style with
79) Knee Bender on Females Legs...Will bend making the Female Buckle Down as soon as the weight of the male dog fall
on it ( exceeding the female weight)
80) a work out studio at home for your dog keeps the dog in good shape, a litter box can be used as the dog's toilet. in
this case there is not much need for the dog to go out, where it could meet others
81) have a walking territory assigned by city council for each dog's owner so dog's don't cross each others paths
when being walked
82) every dog owner has to have their own garden to walk their dogs. in communal gardens dogs can be walked only one
at a time
83) Keep the Gene Pool Info of the Dogs to mate the best with the best at the appropriate time; keeping dogs at the
mating center away from the kids
84) keep kids blindfolded
85) have special areas for kids to play where dogs are not allowed
86) have Google project Pogo or cartoon to the kids Glasses when they spot Mating dogs stuck dogs, thereby diverting
children's attention
87) Play the kids while 'Pulling them up on the back... Explain that dogs are trying to do the same
88) buy kids ice cream and tell them to shut their eyes because dogs are having bad time
89) telling the kids to look at the dogs and tell them it happens when you do something bad
90) show them the dog stuck and tell them this is why you don't like to have dogs as pets
91) Showing the kids doggies and tell them this is happening for their punishment for fighting
92) give your cellphone to kids and ask them to make a movie of it as if its not bad at all
93) make dogs wear balloon vests - if they jump somebody the balloon explodes/makes a loud bang discouraging the dog
from jumping someone again
94) Use the opportunity to explain kids about sex
95) kids should start throwing shoes and little stones on the dogs when it happens
96) ask children to help doggies get away
97) if dogs get stuck - we can show dogs to kids that this is the punishment they get for 1.fighting 2. cheating 3.
stealing 4. barking at people here 5. messing around
98) divert attention of kids to balloons/fountains/other animals in the park of their interest
99) put the hands on kids eyes and kick the dogs to run away
100) ask your wife to take the kid away while you go to kick the dog
101) start playing hide’n’seek with children with their turn to hide first
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9. Our
Robotie
!!!
What’s
Happening
?
Someone
take care of
Robotie
What
is that
sound`?

10. Robotie system status:
>> Ideas connected and combined: 101
>> Best solutions output:
- special parks for walking dogs
- special parks for children to play
If it still should happen - explain it to the children
>>> END <<<