1. Port Manteau (port-man-too)
A silly word poem

2. I got lost in Port Manteau
So I read the signs and map.
I sounded out each weird new word
But what good would that do a
chap?
My guidebook said to be advised
That visitors should be wary
But I did not take their good advice,
Nor buy Port Manteau’s dictionary.

3. “What seems to be the matter dear?”
Called the woman selling Foses.
“Don’t you speak our language?”
“No” I said “and should return before the station closes!”

4. “You’re not the first,” said the man and offered me a balloon.
“You see, were proud Port Mantists
and mass up words to make them funner.
It has us laughing all day long and keeps out all the borists!”