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1. 31 Funny And Inspirational Christmas Quotes
September 20, 2020 by samkadya
Today I want to share with you some funny and inspirational Christmas quotes that I
have found on the internet lately. Some will make laugh but most will make you
seriously reconsider how you deal with the Christmas holiday and season.
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“Somehow not only for Christmas but all the long year through,
the joy that you give to others is the joy that comes back to you.”
– John Greenleaf Whittier.
This is really true as what you sow is what you will reap. The gifts
that you give will cement the relationships that you have with
people and in your time of need they will come through for you.
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a
thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison
Keillor.
I don’t know how our individualistic societies would survive
without such holidays as Christmas and Thanksgiving. They kind
2. of force to remember that we are not alone on this planet. That
others need our time too.
“When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our
stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for
filling our stockings with legs.” – G.K. Chesterton.
The Lord has been good for us but sometimes we forget the little
things that make our life worth a living. Instead we focus the
problems forgetting the thousands of things we should be grateful
to the Lord for. May this Christmas be the time that will force you
to count your many blessings.
“Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with
the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we
don’t quite know how to put our love into words.” – Harlan Miller.
Gifts are definitely not a substitute for our time with our family and
friends. During this season we need to find time to share with
those that matter in our lives. No amount of money or gifts can
replace the quality time you have with your family.
“T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.” – Clement C.
Moore.
“What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What
if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.” – Dr. Seuss.
3. That is what happens when a season is commercialised and
everyone is made to believe that if they don’t spend then they are
not really doing their part on Christmas. May you not spend
beyond your means during this Christmas season.
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of
children, they are all 30 feet tall.” – Larry Wilde.
Trying to impress your family and friends does not always work.
Don’t overstretch yourself financially this Christmas.
“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas
under a tree.” – Roy L Smith.
Christmas is definitely not a time to fool people that you care
when you don’t. Be good to them before Christmas. Call them
and send them flowers outside the Christmas season and they
will know that you care.
4. “The one thing women, don’t want to find in their stockings on
Christmas morning is their husband.” – Joan Rivers.
Let’s hope this applies to only a few women. Hopefully the
majority of the ladies should be happy to see their husbands.
“A Christmas tree, the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already
dead.” – Jay Leno.
Very funny indeed from the one and only Jay Leno.
5. “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” –
Victor Borge.
I see the joke, however visit people as many times as you can. It
will be beneficial to you too. Man is a social being.
“From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to
another. The warmth and joy of Christmas brings us closer to
each other.” – Emily Matthews.
In this busy world, Christmas affords us the opportunity to come
closer to those that matter a lot to us. Imagine if there was no
Christmas, there would be many parents who would spend a
whole year feeling abandoned by their children.
“What is Christmas? It is tenderness for
the past, courage for the present, hope
for the future.” – Agnes M. Pahro.
True. May Christmas bring bonds that
will last.
“That’s the true spirit of Christmas;
people being helped by people other
than me.” – Jerry Seinfield.
Funny but that what makes Christmas special – the giving of gifts
and time.
6. “Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day
spent in the warm circle of family and friends.” – Margaret
Thatcher.
Really a good time to see those that matter and feel special again
from their warmth. I may not agree with this lady on many things
but on this we do.
“‘Tis blessed to bestow, and yet, Could we bestow the gifts we
get and keep the ones we give away, How happy were our
Christmas day.” – Carolyn Wells.
Blessed is the hand that giveth from the one that receiveth.
“Chrismas gives us the opportunity to pause and reflect on the
important things around us.” – David Cameron.
Throughout the year our priorities may be all over the place but
Christmas allows us to focus on those things that really matter.
“‘One can never have enough socks,’ said Dumbledore. ‘Another
Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair.'” –
J.K. Rowling.
I get gifts of socks every Christmas and end up misplacing them
LOL.
7. “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” – Andy
Borowitz.
Very funny indeed. It is good that we at least have a season
when we can let our guard down.
“Chrismas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every
time we give, it’s Christmas.” – Dale Evans Rogers.
Love is the greatest gift of all. Without love our actions and gifts
will be meaningless.
“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: The presence of
a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” – Burton Hillis.
Probably my favorite Christmas quote. It is the time that we
spend with our loved ones that really matters and not the material
gifts we give each other.
“For they traveled by night and they slept by day, for their guide
was a beautiful wonderful star.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
It is easy to forget the real reason why we celebrate Christmas. It
is becaause the birth of Jesus.
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to
hear.” – Will Ferrell.
8. Really cool and funny Christmas quote!
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all
the bad girls live.” – George Carlin.
Really? May be its because of the smiles he sees on the faces of
beneficiaries of his gifts.
“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the
entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny
Carson.
Not a good gift for those trying to lose weight. Maybe we need to
invent a way of baking cakes that have no sugar in them.
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took
me to see him in a department store and he asked for my
autograph.” – Shirley Temple.
Even Santa Claus is a fan of autographs. Very funny indeed.
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for
Christmas.” – Kim Hubbard.
They probably prefer games and toys.
9. “Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the
hall, the genial flame of charity in the hearts.” – Irving
Washington.
This quote really brings out the reason why the western world
needs Christmas. It brings the best in all of us. The best that
remains hidden throughout the year.
“People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas
and the New Year, but they should worry about what they eat
between the New Year and Christmas.” – Unknown.
Really true. If we ate properly throughout the year then spoiling
ourselves during Christmas would not worry us that much.
Unfortunately we have “Christmas” throughout the year.
“Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.” – Edna Ferber.
I think it is more than a feeling.
10. Maya Angelou
“You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three
things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree
lights.” – Maya Angelou.
11. Maya Angelou was spot on on this. It is times of crisis that reveal
our true natures. In normal times every one is a lady and a
gentleman. You only need to wait until the weather changes, until
we lose our jobs, etc, that is when our true selves comes out.
“It’s not what’s under the Christmas tree that matters, it’s who is
around it.” – Anonymous.
That is what most parents miss the most. The gifts won’t fill the
vacuum left by your absense. You need to be there for them
during the Christmas season. Most old people are dying early
due to loneliness and no amount of gifts are not going to deal
with that.
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know,
the birth of Santa.” – Bart Simpson.
It is easy to forget the true meaning of Christmas in these days
when it has become too commercialised. We end forgetting that
Christmas came about to celebrate the love of God who sent his
son to live among us.
“Christmas gift suggestion: To your enemy, forgiveness. To your
opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer,
service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To
yourself, respect.” – Oren Arnold.
These are definitely the best gifts you can ever give during the
Christmas season. These are Christmas gifts that money cannot
buy as they are simply priceless.
12. Ruth Carter Stapleton
“Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving
the light of love to those who need it most.” – Ruth Carter
Stapleton.
13. “One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas
caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in
mid-December.” – Louis C.K.
“Let us keep Christmas beautiful without a thought of greed, that
it might live forevermore to fill our every need, that it shall not be
just a day, but last a lifetime through, the miracle of Christmas
time that brings God close to you.” – Ann Schultz.
“Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re
home.” – Carol Nelson.
“Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the
naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill,
love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done
unto you.” – Steve Maraboli.
“You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look into the
Father’s face and tell him you have received his Christmas gift.” –
John R Rice.
“Christmas is not a story of hope. It is hope.” – Craig D.
Lounsbrough.
14. “The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree; the presence of
a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” – Burton Hillis.
“There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that
means 16 more days till we start shopping right, right?” – Conan
O’Brien.
“At Christmas tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert
Godden.
“Lessons from a Christmas tree: 1. Be a light in the darkness. 2.
We all fall over sometimes. 3. You can never wear too much
glitter. 4. Bring joy to others. 5. Sparkle and twinkle as often as
possible. 6. It’s okay to be a little tilted.” – Jane Lee Logan.
“A little child, a shining star, a stable rude, the door ajar. Yet in
that place, so crude, forlorn, the hope of all the world was born.”
– Anonymous.
“I hate the radio this time of year because they play ‘All I Want
For Christmas Is You’ like every other song. And that’s just not
enough.” – Bridger Winegar.
“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess
created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too
quickly.” – Andy Rooney.
15. “Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and
family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.” –
Melanie White.
“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.”
– Bart Simpson.
“There are two ways of spreading light: to
be the candle or the mirror that reflects
it.” – Edith Wharton.
“Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card
today. I almost wish there wasn’t a
holiday season. I know nobody likes me.
Why do we have to have a holiday
season to emphasize it?” – Charlie
Brown.
“Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re
never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.” –
Lenore Hershey.
“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas
morning and not be a child.” – Erma Bombeck.
16. “Heap on the wood! – the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will,
we’ll keep our Christmas merry still.” – Walter Scott, Sr.
“There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at
Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties
made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg
yolks and cottage cheese in them.” – P.J. O’Rourke.
“It may be a cliche, but it’s true – the build-up to Christmas is too
much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.” – Julie
Burchill.
“Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you: he is
Christ the Lord.” – Luke 2:11.
“My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas
seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re
going to let her in.” – Leslie Les Dawson, Jr.
17. “Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; teach us
to be patient and always to be kind.” – Helen Steiner Rice.
“Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.”
– Ellen DeGeneres.
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“One good thing about Christmas
shopping is it toughens you for the
January sales.” – Grace Kriley.
“May the beautiful lights of every holiday
season remind us of Him who is the
source of all light.” – David A. Bednar.
“Christmas is the season when you buy
this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” – Author Unknown.
“Love the giver more than the gift.” – Brigham Young.
“For unto us a child is born, unto us, a son is given: and the
government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be
called Wonderful, Counselor, The mighty God, The everlasting
Father, The Prince of Peace.” – Isaiah 9:6.
“There’ll always be Christmas as long as a light glows in the
window to guide folks at night, as long as a star in the heavens
above, keeps shining down…there’ll be Christmas and love.” –
Edna Jacques.
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“When they saw the star they rejoiced with exceeding great joy.”
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“Every Christmas a thousand, thousand preachers ask if we will
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