Funny Quotes
- 2. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
- 3. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
- 4. A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.
- 5. A computer is almost human-except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
- 6. 2B or not 2B? I think it’s a grade of pencil.
- 11. A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at other.
- 12. Be careful of reading your health books. You may die of misprint