2. Ashwin’s telephone manners
INCOMING CALLS
RING RING…
RING RING…
RING RING…
TELL.
OUTGOING CALLS
RING RING…
RING RING…
RING RING…
LISTEN.

3. Jokes
“Ya, man. Mahadev made a sur-real drawing, so he’s
going to go and tell the prof Sir, real”
“Ya, man. Let’s go to Tiwari’s Pure Ghee Paratha. So
we’ll be PGPs who’re going to P-G-P”
“Ya, man. If you run an image search for pretty
people, would it then be called go ogle.com?”
“Ya, man. Once you get braces, you’re a perpetuity for
the dentist. Proper cash flow divided by r”
“Ya, man. Mark cooks so well. He should start his own
joint. ‘Mark and Eat’”
“Ya, man. No chap-pals in my room. Only gal-pals”
“Ya, man. If you feel like x in normal life, after
watching this movie, you’ll feel like x complement”