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What different roles mean .
<ul><li>Project Manager –  </li></ul><ul><li>is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.  </li></ul>
<ul><li>Developer -  </li></ul><ul><li>is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. </li></ul>
<ul><li>On-site Coordinator- </li></ul><ul><li>is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.  </li>...
<ul><li>Client- </li></ul><ul><li>is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.  </li></ul>
<ul><li>Marketing Manager- </li></ul><ul><li>is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are ava...
<ul><li>Resource Optimization Team -  </li></ul><ul><li>thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child wit...
<ul><li>Documentation Team -  </li></ul><ul><li>thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just docume...
<ul><li>Quality Auditor -  </li></ul><ul><li>is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.  </li></ul>
<ul><li>Tester -  </li></ul><ul><li>is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. </li></ul>
<ul><li>HR Manager -  </li></ul><ul><li>is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can </li></ul><ul><li>deliver a Human Baby...
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Definitions Of Designations

  1. What different roles mean .
  2. <ul><li>Project Manager – </li></ul><ul><li>is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. </li></ul>
  3. <ul><li>Developer - </li></ul><ul><li>is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. </li></ul>
  4. <ul><li>On-site Coordinator- </li></ul><ul><li>is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. </li></ul>
  5. <ul><li>Client- </li></ul><ul><li>is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. </li></ul>
  6. <ul><li>Marketing Manager- </li></ul><ul><li>is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available </li></ul>
  7. <ul><li>Resource Optimization Team - </li></ul><ul><li>thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. </li></ul>
  8. <ul><li>Documentation Team - </li></ul><ul><li>thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. </li></ul>
  9. <ul><li>Quality Auditor - </li></ul><ul><li>is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. </li></ul>
  10. <ul><li>Tester - </li></ul><ul><li>is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. </li></ul>
  11. <ul><li>HR Manager - </li></ul><ul><li>is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can </li></ul><ul><li>deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! </li></ul>

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